Security Office, Dock 17, Negative Zone Entrance Portal - 19:28PM, 3rd September
"Stop there." Verity ordered as Janissary and Vandal flicked through the numerous security images caught by Negative Island numerous camera. "Tell me who is that?" she said pointing at an image of Deadpool meandering down a corridor on sub-level 7.
"Wade Winston Wilson." Vandal replied quickly bringing up the file for Deadpool. "He's a mutant mercenary with no particular loyalties. He has the ability to regenerate from any wound because of an accelerated healing factor. Why is he so interesting?" she asked.
"Well who would have thought that one of my potential enemies could be lounging in a place like this?" Verity hummed, "Janissary what's the status of prisoners vs. staff?" she asked.
"30 Prisoners against 6 Staff." he read of the screen. "The warden and five guards are hold up at sub-gate 5. We have the Absorbing Man, Electro and Pit Viper in close proximity." Verity nodded before blinking out of existence in a blue explosion of energy before returning with the warden.
"I forgot that you were a time traveller." Janissary said his voice full of interest, "What do you have planned?"
"How do you kill this Deadpool?" Verity asked.
"Well HAMMER developed a range of anti cancer rounds that negate his abilities." Janissary answered, "Shall I instruct Prisoner 000 to move up to the guard's armoury and acquire some ammunition?"
"Yes but first you have an announcement to make." Verity sneered, "This Deadpool, we have to ware him down and I think that he could help remove some of the elements that could be a threat later on to me and my servants."
"You got it boss." Janissary announced, "I think I can swing that if you and I are thinking about the same thing."
Corridor 2, Sub Level 7, Negative Island - 19:55PM, 3rd December
Deadpool walked down the corridor humming an old steps song about line dancing. He was enjoying himself but soon the authorities would arrive and it would be back to the cells, he had to find a way out, Janissary be dammed. As he reached a cross section he removed his mask and scratched his ear, somebody was talking about him due to the burning sensation he was feeling.
The tanoy pinged and Janissary coughed before making his announcement. "Dear Inmates, those of you who are still alive will be pleased to hear that almost all the staff are dead." Deadpool cheered soon they would be getting out of here and make a fresh start under a new hopefully fairer administration. "The Warden however is alive. That's right ladies and gentlemen Mr Jose De Largo with twenty years of prison service is still walking around." Janissary continued. Deadpool booed, he figured everyone was doing the same thing. "I am offering an early pass to the person who kills him but there is a catch. I am placing him with a guard selected randomly who will be attempting to take the Warden to various way-points around the prison." Janissary finished.
"Please be Osborne, Please be Osborne." Deadpool said with his fingers crossed.
"The guard is, and may I stress totally chosen at random, Deadpool." Janissary announced, "Now Mr. Wilson I know what you're thinking."
"I doubt it." Deadpool replied.
"You're thinking that this isn't fair." Janissary suggested.
"Hah sucker I was thinking about what happened in the last episode of Desperate Housewives." Deadpool replied.
"Well if you can get Mr. De Largo to five different way-points then not only do you get to kill him yourself but you get an early exit and one million dollars." Davina Mac Call told Deadpool.
"Eee." Deadpool screamed as he climbed into the diary room, "I always wanted to go into the Big Brother House and slaughter all those weirdoes."
"So Wade." the Gordy voice over man asked, "Are you willing to accept this challenge?"
"Yes I am." Deadpool cried sobbing into a handkerchief. He opened his eyes before asking, "Why the hell am I in a storage closet?" he asked. Crawling out he saw a man in a suit with a tie, his grey hair neatly combed and his hands clutching a stun stick nervously. "You De Largo?" Deadpool asked. The man nodded nervously and gripped the stick harder. "Well buddy let's find those markers." Deadpool said hugging De Largo who chose this moment to set the baton's power level to high before causally tapping Deadpool's leg causing him to jolt and spark.
"Listen I didn't ask to be in this game that the three freaks are putting us through." De Largo told Deadpool, "But I plan in catching them so either you step up or I hit you with another jolt."
"Huh somebody's a homophobe." Deadpool sneered, "Fine where is this first marker?" he asked. As if on cue the TV Screens lining the corridor lit up showing a map of the facility with the current position of Deadpool marked before flicking to a cell at the end of sub-level 13. "Come with me if you want to live." Deadpool told De Largo in a passable Arnold Swazanegger voice, "And I'll get us through this." he added as he started walking away from the lifts.
"Hey idiot." De Largo yelled. "Elevators are this way."
"He I knew that." Deadpool giggled skipping down the corridor.
"Jesus Christ this is going to be a long fucking day." De Largo groaned as he followed the happily skipping Deadpool.
Security Office, Dock 17, Negative Zone Entrance Portal - Insert Time and Date
"Setting camera's to record." Vandal said flicking the switch, "Now all we need is some popcorn." she added as the microwave pinged. "And we've got us a show." she finished as she removed the popcorn from the microwave. "You want some?" she asked Janissary.
"No thank you, I have allergies." Janissary replied as he swung round on the chair to face the big screen that showed Deadpool and De Largo wandering down the corridor towards the lift shaft.
"Where's the nearest prisoners?" Verity asked as she tapped her foot against the floor.
"Razorwire and the Hobgoblin are on the same floor heading for the lifts." Vandal answered, "They won't get far, one lift in shaft 109 is stuck on Sub Level 13, the other on Sub Level 5. You can thank Bombshell for that."
"Yes." Verity growled, "I notice that Prisoner 000 took five minutes to kill her, that is too slow SHIELD will realize that something is wrong in a few hours." she snarled forming sonic bubbles on Vandal's brain. Vandal screamed in pain convulsing in the chair she was sitting in until Verity caused the bubbles to dissipate. "Don't fail me again." she hissed.
Lift Shaft 109 Entrance, Sub Level 7, Negative Island - Insert Time and Date
"Will you stop that it's driving me crazy." De Largo told Deadpool who was frantically mashing the down button on the control panel. "It's obviously not working."
"You don't know that." Deadpool replied pushing the buttons even faster.
"Yes I do if the panel above the door is offline. If that's off then the lift is most likely off as well." De Largo told Deadpool who flung his hands up in the air huffing in disgust as something landed in his hands. Looking down he saw it was a mini pumpkin that glowed an ominous orange.
"On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children" Deadpool yelled happily, "I've got the rock." he added holding the pumpkin up for all to see.
"Good Grief." De Largo sighed.
"What do you mean good grief?" Deadpool asked. Seconds later the pumpkin bomb he was holding detonated, shrapnel showering his body and face. Deadpool blinked and looked down the corridor to see the Hobgoblin hovering on a flying broomstick getting ready to hurl a second pumpkin bomb. "G…g…goblin." Deadpool yammered as he threw himself into De Largo's arms before knocking him to the floor as the Pumpkin Bomb impacted on the lift doors blowing the mangled pile of wreckage down into the shaft. Deadpool looked down the corridor, then at De Largo and then towards the lift.
"Don't you bloody well think about it." De Largo swore but it was too late. Deadpool had picked him up and jumped into the shaft landing on a cross beam two levels down. Up the shaft the sound of a jet turbine could be heard as the Hobgoblin eased the Flying Broomstick towards the shaft entrance before dropping a Pumpkin Bomb into the narrow space, the grenade bouncing from surface to surface past Deadpool who was holding De Largo's mouth shut before exploding on Sub Level 11. Casually Deadpool stuck his head out to see what was happening before a hail of needle like rounds were fired down at him from the Flying Broomstick. Breathing deeply Deadpool let go of De Largo and leapt across the shaft landing on the other side, needles pointing out of his body. Loosing an entire round with an MP5 Deadpool watched as the rounds struck the Broomstick's auxiliary fuel tank and detonated throwing the Hobgoblin into the shaft wall and down to sublevel 10.
"Stupid Goblin." Deadpool hissed as he watched as the Hobgoblin attempted to climb onto the beam he was holding onto. "Hey Norman you look like you need a hand." Deadpool said clapping.
"Uh I hate to burst your bubble but that isn't Norman Osborne." De Largo told Wade as the Hobgoblin not only pulled himself up but stabilized himself ready to pounce onto the level above.
"Aww." Deadpool sighed as he got ready to launch himself over to the other side of the shaft. Leaping he got halfway before something spiky coiled round his leg suspending him upside down, eyes staring at the relatively long drop below. "Omega Red?" he asked.
"It's Razorwire you fuck." Razorwire cursed, "And when you're gone I have a free ticket out of here." he announced as the Hobgoblin leapt to the emergency ladder and then to the same beam De Largo was crouched on.
"You know the Goblin will get there first." Deadpool taunted as Razorwire slammed him against the shaft's wall making him drop the MP5, the clatter of the weapon echoing around the shaft. "If I were you I'd get down there now." Deadpool advised, "He he the stupid South African trying to evict the prawns, he will be surprised when he turns into one of them." he laughed as De Largo jabbed the Goblin with the stun stick successfully forcing him back.
"What did you say?" Razorwire growled.
"I said the blood is rushing to my head." Deadpool laughed as De Largo fended off a second goblin attack. Angered the Hobgoblin let out a scream that echoed around the shaft causing De Largo to drop the stun stick. Further up the shaft Razorwire put his hands to his ears giving Deadpool the advantage he needed. Pulling the spiky whips both mercenaries went tumbling down the shaft with Deadpool grabbing hold of the sub-level 11 Cross Section while Razorwire hung underneath. With a quick slash Razorwire caught hold of the cross beam with the second whip before retracting the cables pulling him up to Sub-Level 11 where he unceremoniously climbed up Deadpool before stomping on his head and hands, the spiked souls of his boots causing Deadpool to release his grip and slam into the parked lift. Groaning he saw De Largo slip down the ladder to Sub Level 10 as the Hobgoblin dropped a pumpkin bomb down to where Deadpool was standing, causing the roof to collapse dropping him into the cart. Strung up in the cart was Bombshell, the female mercenary was dead, a makeshift wire noose wrapped round her neck. Grabbing a set of C4 from the dead woman's belt Deadpool smiled he had a plan.
"Hey De Largo you dead man." he called up the shaft as Razorwire grabbed the Hobgoblin and slammed him against the wall. "Jump man I'll catch you." he yelled. De Largo gulped and jumped landing on Deadpool before rolling into the lift shaft. "This is our floor." Deadpool announced as he dropped down pushing De Largo out through the open doors. Up above Razorwire thudded onto the roof just as Deadpool closed the hatch. "So Long Red." Deadpool called, "May you rest in peace or whatever." he announced pressing the detonator. Razorwire looked down to see the C4 strapped to the cable and leapt pulling himself out of the blast radius as the cart plummeted down to the bottom floor at Sub Level Thirty. Razorwire looked down as the dust settled and saw Deadpool close the doors and heard the hiss of a blowtorch seal them tight.
"I will get you Wilson." Razorwire growled.
"No you won't." Deadpool answered
"Yes I will." Razorwire rectified.
"No you won't trust me I know these things." Deadpool called as Razorwire climbed up to the open hatch on Sub Level 7. Clambering up into the open shaft entrance he saw the Hobgoblin backing up a knife stuck in his side, his assailant removing a pistol from it's holster.
"What the hell is going on?" Razorwire asked. The man turned and Razorwire's jaw dropped open as the Hobgoblin slipped through a security door. "You're meant to be…" The man fired two shots both impacting with Razorwire's hands causing them to spark and hiss, the whips disengaging, his hands locked up unable to grab or flex. The man fired a third shot, the round propelling him over the edge sending Razorwire plummeting back down the shaft before slamming onto the remains of the lift on Sub-Level 30. Back on Sub Level 7 the shooter bent down and whipped some of the Hobgoblin's blood on his glove before holstering his pistol and silently walking away.