Back on earth, Mordecai and Rigby were playing "Karate Choppers" with their destroying an enemy.
Mordecai and Rigby -"WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!"
They laughed until Benson came in with two envelopes in his hands.
Benson - "Hey guys, these letters came for you."
He handed them the letters.
Mordecai - "Thanks Benson."
Then Benson left to work at his office, leaving Mordecai and Rigby looking at the letters. Both said on the front "From a friend of God ".
Mordecai - "A friend of God? I wonder what that means."
Rigby - "Maybe it's someone we know that doesn't want to give out their identities."
Mordecai opened his envelope and read it and it said:
Mordecai - "You are one of the Seven Deadly Slackers— Lax"
He had a confused look on his face. Then he saw Rigby had the same face too.
Mordecai - "Does your letter say the same thing dude?"
Rigby - "Yeah man, expect mine says that I'm Arrogance. This is weird."
Mordecai - "I know."
Rigby - "I don't even know what that word means."
Mordecai - "Me either but maybe should tell Skips about this."
Rigby - "Good idea."
Out at Two Pines Mall Alina the cat and Milura the wolf/ husky hybrid were sitting by the fountain.
Alina – "Wow, it's been that long since you were last in actual civilization?"
Milura – "Yeah, it was hard at first. I've learned to deal with a lot of things though."
Alina –"Interesting. I could make it living out in the open, but I'm not as strong-willed as you."
Milura – "Thanks."
Just then, a bearded man in a business suit walked up to the two girls.
Bearded man –"Hello ladies. Are you two Alina Jerichon and Milura Kasai?"
Alina and Milura –"Yeah, what of it?"
Bearded man – "You both have messages from Him. May be peace be with you!"
He handed them the letters and walked off. The girls read opened the letters titled "From a friend of God."
Alina and Milura –"You are one of the Seven Deadly Slackers."
Milura –"—Somber."
Alina –"—Paranoia? Is this a joke?"
Milura – "I don't know. You better call one of our friends."
Alina – "Ok."
The cat took out her phone and called Alex.
Back at the house, Mordecai and Rigby were about to leave until their 17-year-old blonde headed friend Alex came and she had a letter with her.
Alex - "Hey guys."
Mordecai - "Hey Alex, what's up?"
Alex - "Quick question, did you two get a letter saying 'You are one of the Seven Deadly Slackers'?"
Rigby - "Wait, you got it too?"
Alex - "Yeah, but mine says that I'm laziness."
Mordecai - "Wow. Ours said that I'm Lax, and Rigby's is Arrogance."
Rigby - "I can't believe we're the only ones that got these."
Alex - "Not really…."
Mordecai - "What do you mean Alex?"
Alex - "I'm saying that we weren't the only one that got these."
Mordecai and Rigby -"What?"
Alex - "Yeah. Alina and Milura called earlier and said that they got these letters too. So did October and Carter."
Mordecai - "Ok so, how 'bout we call the four of them to come over and we ask them to bring their letters?"
Alex - "I already have the first two coming. You and Rigby call up Carter and October."
Mordecai and Rigby took a phone and called the remainder of their friends. When they all arrived, they sat at the kitchen table.
Mordecai - "We're all here because of a common purpose— we all got the same letters, but with different names. I got Lax, Rigby got Arrogance, and Alex got Laziness."
Alina - "Well I got Paranoia."
October - "I got Scariest."
Milura - "I got Somber."
Carter - "And I got Smartness."
Mordecai - "And we all agree that this is weird."
Carter - "Well not really Mordecai. I mean these names do fit with our personality."
Rigby - "That's true."
Alina - "But the thing I wanna know is where do did these letters come from? And how did they reach our addresses?"
Milura - "The one thing that is confuses me is that it's said 'From a friend of God."
October - "That also got me confused."
Mordecai - "Alright, maybe it's someone we know. Like Rigby said."
Rigby - "Yeah but who?"
Mordecai just shrugged.
Alex - "The last thing I wanna know is why those letters say 'Seven Deadly Slackers' on them."
Rigby - "Yeah! We may all be slackers, but we're not deadly! And aren't there seven deadly sins in the Bible or whatever?"
Carter - "Maybe we should ask Skips about this, he always knows the answer to everything."
Alex - "That is true."
Mordecai - "But do you think Skips might know about this kind of thing?"
Alina –(sarcastically) "Hhmm…. why do you think we always go to him every time something bad happens?"
Mordecai - "You don't have to be mean about it."
They all got up and left the house to see Skips.
That's the end of this chapter I'll make the new one soon bye!