As Mordecai and Rigby walked back to the house to tell the friends the news, they were still in shock from their newfound identities. They wondered how their friends would react. When they got back in the house the gang was sitting in the living room and then Alina said:
Alina - "So what did Skips say?"
Mordecai - "Well….."
Rigby - "He said that we are the Seven Deadly Slackers, the most powerful beings of the world."
Milura – "What? Are you serious?"
Mordecai - "Yep."
Alex - "Ain't that related to those sins in that holy book or whatever?"
Carter - "Well I read in an old tale that they died out many years ago."
Mordecai - "How did you know?"
Carter - "The library."
Rigby - "Anyway he said that they had other names but Di—I mean some company had to use it for an old movie."
Alina – "(Pondered while holding her arm) Hhmmm...OH! You mean Disney! Yeah, they're evil all right. (Crosses arms) Ruined my childhood them buttholes."
CRACK! An unknown force stroke again.
Alina –"AAAUUUGGH! My tail!"
Everyone looked down at Alina's tail and saw that it was stamped with black silhouettes of mouse heads all over.
Carter, Alex, October, and Rigby – "(inhaled then exhaled) Ssssssshh, oooooohh! That's gotta hurt."
Alina – "At times like this I wish I didn't feel my tail again."
October - "...So anyway, what you guys are saying is…We are the Seven Deadly Slackers?"
Mordecai - "Yeah, and I know it's weird."
Alex - "When the envelope said a "Friend of God" do you think that guy was the one who send us these?
Carter - "It could be a possibility."
Alex - "But it this doesn't make any sense. Like why would he tell us these now?"
Rigby - "Like Skips said, maybe something bad will happen."
Milura – "Like what?"
Rigby just shrugged.
Alina - "You think he gave these powers of slacking off when we were young?"
Carter - "Maybe, because that I use to slack off when I was little."
Rigby - "So did me and Mordecai."
October - "Look like we got these powers when we were little kids."
Mordecai - "All we know is that we gotta find the guy who gave us the letters. So guys, who gave you the letters? 'cause the person who gave us his was Benson."
Alex - "I got this from my bros."
October - "I got the letter from my mom."
Carter - "I got it from my mailman."
Rigby - "Alina and Milura who gave you those letters?"
Alina - "Some guy we saw at the mall gave me and Milura the letters."
Mordecai - "What guy?"
Milura - "There was this dude with a beard me and Alina saw at the mall."
October - "Did you know what he looked like?"
Alina - "He looked like a business man and not a sleaze bag either. He was like a total square. But except that he had a long brown beard and hair. He also had dark brown eyes, a crooked nose, and was kinda tall. "
Mordecai - "So now we gotta find the guy. Do you know where he is now?"
Milura - "I think he's still at the mall."
Rigby - "So let's go find him."
Then they left the house and went to the mall to can find this mysterious man.
That the end of this chapter, I'll make the new one soon bye!
