When the gang got to the mall, they started looking for the business man that gave Alina and Milura the letters. They search for hours for the man but finally decided to take a break. All seven of them sat on the benches.
Rigby - "Augh! It's no use. We're never going find that dude."
Mordecai - "Come on dude, we can do this. We have to find to see if we're really the Seven Deadly Slackers."
Alex - "But dude, we been searching for like, five hours. I don't think we'll ever find the guy."
Alina - "Yeah, maybe the dude left."
October - "We should all just go home."
The gang got up and started to leave the mall until Alina noticed a bearded business man drinking from a water fountain.
Alina - "Hey guys it's him!"
Rigby - "Really? Where?"
Milura - "Over there!"
She pointed to him.
Mordecai - "Then let's go."
They walked up to the man and then Mordecai walked up to him and said:
Mordecai – "Um excuse me sir, me and my friends are wondering…"
October - "Are you the guy who gave our friends Milura and Alina the letters saying that are the Seven Deadly Slackers?"
Carter - "And put down names like Lax and Smartness?"
The man was calm about it, but a little shocked. He took a deep breath and said:
Business Man - "Yes I did. I—"
Rigby - "I knew it!"
Mordecai - "Can you tell us what's your name is dude?"
Business Man - "I can't..."
Rigby - "Why not?"
Business Man -"Because you didn't let me finish my sentence!"
Rigby - "Sorry."
Business Man -"Anyway as I was saying, I can't tell you who I am because there are too many people here; I have to tell you in private."
Mordecai - "Ok."
They all went outside into an alleyway.
Milura - "So who are you?"
Alex - "And why did you give the letters to us?"
Business Man - "Ok believe it or not, I'm Jesus Christ."
The others were shocked and their eyes were widened.
Mordecai - "You're joking right."
Jesus - "No I'm not."
Alina - "Look buddy. I'm Catholic and proud of it! So how do we know that you're the real deal?"
Milura - "Yeah!"
Mordecai –"Exactly. I'm Jewish and I think I'd know if I saw the real Jesus."
Carter - "You guys he really is!"
October - "How do you know?"
Carter - "Because I heard that every hundred or thousand years Jesus come back down on earth for a few days to help some others."
Jesus - "It's true."
Alina and Alex –"Oh, COME ON!"
Alina – " (points finger at Jesus) Now I know you're not real! Everyone knows that Jesus will come back down to Earth when the Antichrist is born. That's his 2nd coming, NOT THE FORTY-LEVENTH COMING!"
Jesus – "(pinches eyebrows and sighs) I knew this would happen. Every time I am with a Catholic there are doubts. 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test', Matthew 4:7. But this is important business."
Jesus takes out a small rock from his pocket.
Jesus – "You see this rock, Miss Jerichon?"
Alina – "Yeah."
In an instant, Jesus transformed the rock into a piece of bread. Alina was a little shocked.
Mordecai was wide eyed when he saw what happened, just as everyone else was.
Mordecai – "Forget what I said about the Jewish thing dude. Sorry I didn't believe you."
Jesus – "It is fine, Mr. Quintel. Judaism has had its struggles over the centuries and I do not blame you. (Turns back to Alina) Eat the bread and see."
The feline reached for the bread.
Alina – "Ok, I guess."
She ate the piece of bread and realization struck her. Alina got down on her knees and motioned the sign of the cross.
Alina – "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, AMEN! OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS YOU. I'M TOTALLY SORRY I DOUBTED YOU!PLEASE FORGIVE ME, HOLY ONE!"
Rigby – "Wow, it took her this long to catch on?
Mordecai –"(whispers) Of course dude. Remember, Alina's Catholic. Her family went to church every Sunday, Easter, you name it. It's like, a part of her."
October – "That explains why Benson lets her have every Sunday off."
Jesus –"(chuckles) all is forgiven, young lady."
Alina stands back up, does another sign of the cross, and goes back to the group semicircle.
Mordecai -"So...Why did you come here that we are the Seven Deadly Slackers?"
Jesus - "To be honest since I'm in disguise I can't really remember. I'm going to take you to my world so you can meet my father. I'll feel more content in my regular wardrobe. I keep losing memories in this monkey suit."
Carter and October –"Your world? Heaven?"
Jesus – "Well, a certain part of it since all of you are still mortals, but yes."
Alex – "Awesome!"
Milura - "And your father? You mean...God?"
Jesus - "Yes."
Rigby - "Cool!"
Then Jesus snapped his finger and took all of them to his world.
That's the end of this chapter I'll make the new one soon, bye!