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Chapter 2
Navi: Ok Deku Tree we're back
Deku Tree: Well you sure took your time what took so long I sent for him hours ago.
Navi: Well…
Link: (Picks up sword) I got a sword! (Picks up rupee) I got a rupee! (Picks up another rupee) I got another rupee! ( He later buys a shield) I got a shield! ( Picks up Deku stick) I got a stick!
Navi: Ok that does it stop doing that! It's a stick, no one gets that exited over a stick! I understand the sword and maybe the shield, but a stick! If you do that again, I'm gonna kick you in your kidneys until you pee blood and I'm gonna make you drink it!
Several seconds later Link walks over to Mido.
Mido: So your gonna see the Deku Tree, good grief how come the Deku Tree always likes you, and also that green haired girl. How come no one likes me, ME! From now on we're enemies.
Link: I made an enemy!
Thank god this is a fan fic cause you don't wanna see this.
Link: AHHH! My kidneys!
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Link,
He come to town,
Come to save,
The princess Zelda,
Ganon took her away,
Now the children don't play,
But they will,
When Link saves the day
HALLELUJAH!
Now Link,
Fill up your hearts,
So you can shoot,
Your sword with power,
And when you're feeling all down,
The fairy will come around,
'Till you be brave,
And not a sissy coward.
The Legend of Zelda the abridged series
Link: And the weird thing was it tasted like raspberry-aid oh what did you want me for anyway?
Deku Tree: I want you inside me.
Link runs away
Navi: Don't you think you could have worded that a little differently?
Deku Tree: Wait come back I'll give you this sacred emerald!
Link: I got the sacred emerald!
Navi: Eh hem
Link: Oh right sorry.
Deku Tree: Ok now that that's sorted out, I just need you to go inside me and kill that damn squirrel that's left a nest inside me.
Link : Oh is that all, well that seems simple enough. I mean its not like you have giant dungeon inside you or anything, hehe.
Deku Tree: Yes, and if I did, which I don't, it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements. Also other monsters. Now in you go. (Link enters the Deku tree) I've got a really good feeling about this.
A little later…
Link sets a Deku stick on fire.
Navi: Ok what the hell do you think your doing?
Link: Oh I'm gonna use this stick to set that cob web on fire.
Navi: Fire, but your in a tree, a tree made of wood. Use your head for a minute.
Link: This is no time for thought, this is a time for action,( link runs toward the cob wed with the on fire stick and lights it.)
Later that day.
Dave Davidson: This is Dave Davidson reporting. This is the scene where the Kokiri forest mysteriously burned to the ground. It is believed the fire originally started at the Deku Tree. Some witnesses had something to say.
Link: I'm innocent I tells you!
Navi: Quiet or you'll give it away.
Dave: Someone else was also spotted at the crime
Ganon is saving people.
Ganon: Oh no the forest is on fire I must save the children!
Navi: Oh yes it was him I saw him he had matches!
Link: Oh yeah he said he'd whip ever if I told anybody, I'm so scared.
Dave: There you have it folks, this brave soul has helped put this criminal to justice. And his punishment in this reporters mind even the death penalty is to lenient.
To be continued…
Now the Zelda is free and now our hero shall be, Link! I think your name shall go down into history!