In The Bathroom

Author: OroKabuLover

I thought of this while I was in the bathroom at school one day! So I quickly ran out of the bathroom to jot down the notes, and I totally forgot to pee!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in the following fanfiction.

Kikyo walked into the bathroom. Normally, she would have just had to use the other bathroom, the one for the prisoners, but since she was dating the Otokage, she was allowed to use the nice restrooms. As she walked in, Orochimaru walked out of one of the stalls.

"Hey honey." She said.

"Hey baby." He replied. As she was about to walk into one of the stalls, he swooped down and kissed her on the neck. She got into the stall and locked it. "I'm waiting for you." He teased.

"NO! No more kiss attacks!" She said, giggling. The snake master used a jutsu and transformed himself into a snake. Kikyo sat down on the toilet and smiled as the two foot long white snake with purple marks around the eyes slithered underneath the stall door. "You're a snake! And you're sooooooooo kyuute!" She squealed. "Down." She said. The snake cocked his head. "Down." She repeated. Orochimaru obliged and did as she said. "Coil." She said, and the snake coiled up. "Ummm... what else can I have you do?" Kikyo asked herself. Immediately, Orochimaru uncoiled himself and began to slither, then stopped. "A heart!" She giggled as she snake was in the shape of a heart. "I have to finish up in here, so you have to leave." But Orochimaru just slithered over to her. "Honey." She said. "Go." The snake stayed. She sighed and lifted a foot over her boyfriend, ready to step on him. Orochimaru slithered out of the stall and transformed back.

"You tried to step on me!" He yelled.

"I needed you to leave so I could finish up in here!" Kikyo said as she flushed the toilet and walked out of the stall.

"But you still tried to step on me!" She started to wash her hands.

"So I could get you out!"

"What if you would have stepped on me?"

"I wouldn't have!" She said as she jumped on her boyfriend and kissed him fiercely. He put his hands underneath her ass and squeezed. She continued to kiss him until she had to pull away for a breath. "I'm sorry." She said in her pouty voice.

"It's okay." He said as he twirled her hair between his fingers. The quickly kissed, he put her down, and they went back to work.