AN: uh... ... ... fuck u guys k? i can do whatevr terh fuk i want. im not a poser im just havng fun unlike u fat nerdy flamers and preps (Preps have a reputation for being skinny, unlike "goffick ppl") who have nothing bettr 2 do u guys can go fuk urselfs for all i care.

Draco and me looked at eachother for a long time. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he wanted to fuck me so bad and I wanted to fuck him so bad. (THEY BE HORNY) All the preps were watching us look at eachother pashtunatly (Pashtun? As in, people from Afghanistan?) at the door to the common room and they were GOSSIPING ABOUT US. (SATAN FORBID!) We both gave them the finger and our fingernails were painted black. (Did you predict that their fingernails would actually be painted BLACK? I could have never, and I mean NEVER, saw that coming. What a clever ruse.) We didn't give a single fuck about what those cumdumpster (Not that getting laid isn't the greatest thing EVAR, but Ebony fucks everyone. POT... MEET KETTLE) bitches thought.

"So Ebony... ... ... do you want to have sex?" (The author was probably getting all wet when she wrote this.)

I smiled sexily and I showed off my straight White vampir teeth. I squinted my ice-blue eyes which were surrounded by sexy black eyeliner and roared "yeah!" all seductive and confident. I could tell Draco was rlly turned on.

Draco and I started keenly kissing eachother hardly and fastly (not just hardly, but FASTLY TOO). We walked into the commonroom kissing and everyone was watching us and they were all smiling aksept Vampire who was a little jealous (because all of the people in that common room revolve around Ebony and her "zomsatandramaticgoffixlife;" like satellites around the sun e . e). Wen we got into the bedroom Draco put his hands on my leg and pulled my garter belt off my stockings (que the 70s porn music) and then he threw me on the bed. he pulled my stockings off and got on top of me and started kissing me all over my face. He kinda fucked up my sexy Black lipstick but that was ok because he was just sooooooo sexy. He grabbed my boobs with his sexy skinny hands and he ripped my corset off and then he ripped my black leather strapless bra off. Then he ripped my skirt off and all that was left was my sexy blood red lacy thong. he ripped it off and I began to girl cum already because I was so turned on. Then Draco spread my legs apart and started eating out my unowat. I was on my period but that was ok cause Draco likes the taste of blood. (Draco just earned his red wings. Visualize that, you little virgin pussies)

"OH DRACO!" I moaned myseriously. (lol)

"SHUT UP!" He yelled sexily and he put his hand on my mouth. After he got done eating me out I got an orgasm. He kind of lifted me up a little bit and slammed me up against the wall. I scratched him and he started to bleed but he thought it was sexy. Then we were biting eachother a little bit. (Mommy, this is getting really doity) FINEALLY WE STARTED DOING IT and we were both like, "oh" "oh" "Oh" OH!" Draco cummed and it was over. (What a ripoff. There was a bunch of detail about the foreplay, but then she doesn't detail the actual vagina-in-penis sex. I FEEL CHEATED)

We were lying in bed smoking cigarettes (an: dunt u guize thing smoking is so sexy?) (Yeah, and nothing is sexier than a lung cancer patient in a hospital nightgown. That just gets me HOT!)

"Ebony that was so good." He said seductivly.

"Yeah I know." I said and I kissed him on his lips wich were all black now because of how long we were frenching for. "I fucking love you Draco!"

"I love you too."

"When we finally kill ourselves can you kill yourself with me" I asked kawaiily. (Shut the fuck up and stop whining)

"Yes." Draco said with cold pashun.

We started frenching again and fell asleep.