AN: U NO HOW DIS GOES! I WILL NOT UPDATE SOON UNLESS I GET MOAR REVIOWS! FUK U IF U DONT GIV ME A REVEW
(The shit is being held hostage. So please, for the sake of the shit that hasn't been released, leave a reviow.)

When I woke up the next morning naked and I got out of bed anyway cause I don't give a fuck (about... being naked ?). I looked at the gothic window and outside. It was snowing and there was no warmth or sun. "SUCK SATANS COCK PREPS!" I thought to myself in my head. (I thought she wanted to suck Satan's cock. She is inconsistent.)

Draco opened his eyes a little. He was naked (ofcourse) and he was all curled up in our goth bedsheets. His skin was so pale and white like mine. I just wanted to fuck him again. (Ebony would fuck anything with a pulse and a penis)

"Hey Ebony."

"Hey Draco" I said shyly even though we had just had sex for the 666th time (an: geddit?) (God, what a comedic genius! I swear, this girl is funnier than George Carlin. Who EVER could have gotten such a clever joke.)

"So I herd MM (an: if u dont kno wat taht means fuk u) (I know what it means, fuck you.) is having a concert in Hogsmeade."

"RLLY!" I yelled happy cause I love MM "Well I'm fuckin going then" I smiled.

"Great." Said Draco. "I get Crabs and Goyle to sell me some ecstasy to do while were there and maybe some heroin." (Hopefully, they'll OD)

"Oh SATAN I love heroin so much." I said and I grabbed my little white bag off of the gothic furniture it was sitting on. Then I took a needle and I rapped the band around my arm and INJECTED the needle with the heroin in it into my veins. Draco took the needle I had just used and stuck it in his vein cause we were so in love. (THEY'RE BOTH MADE OF AIDS AND THEY INFECTED THE POOL)

We were both really fucking high but both of us didn't give a fuck. But then I looked over at the gothic clock. It was made of lead (Later, we'll learn it was Ebony's favorite chew-toy as a child. That would tie up so many loose ends) and it had carvings all over it and in the middle it had a blood red jule. "OH SHIT!" I said and I jumped back out of bed. "Draco were late!"

"Who gives a fuck?" Draco asked.

"Draco I have professor Sinister this morning. I CAN'T BE LATE! I've never missed her class because I like her so much."

"Fuck" said Draco "I have Snap."

I opened the gothic wood wardrobe that looked like the one from that stupid cershtian movie with the lion and all that shit accept gothic. (FUCK! More clothes) I put on a black leather thong and a lacey black garter belt. Then I put on ripped up black fishnets and 7 inch platform boots that had buckels all over them and spikes on the feet. Then I put on a strapless black dress with a low neck line and it had a corset lace front that showed off my boobs. I laced it up and then I put my long black hair with red streaks into ponytails. Then I put on blood red lipstick and cool black makeup around my eyes. I put in red contacts from the hot topic in hogsmeade over my eyes even though my eyes were already really butiful. I looked really hot.

"By Draco!" I winked but gothicly to him.

"By Enoby" He said smoking anothr cigarette. He looked just like Tom Felton (an: and if u dont kno ho he is u need ta get the hell outta hurr). (At least he looks like himself now instead of Gerard Way)

I got outta the slytherin common room and I saw B'loody Mary leaning up against a wall cutting her rest.

"ohhaiyu gaizmyo" (Fail weeaboo Japanese) she said in Japanese but she wasn't a weaboo (Anyone who peppers their sentences with Japanese, while not being Japanese, is indeed a weeabo) because she wasn't ugly and fat (Unlike whoever probably wrote this) "You look so fuckin kawaii."

"Fangs!" I smield and looked back "YOU LOOK PRETTY HOT URSELF!"

"Fangs." She said. "Why aren't u in Sinister's class?"

"Oh" I said "Draco and I were having sex and we got high. I woke up and I got late."

"Fuck" said B'loody Maury. "That sucks prep."

"Maybe if I could get to the pensive in Dumblydoors office I could go back in time and live from there."

"You should." She said.

Suddenly... ... ... ... ... DUMBLEDICK WAS COMING DOWN THE HALLWAY! THIS PROVED HIS WASNT IN HIS ORIFACE! (Probably his asshole)

"What the fuck are you assholes doing?" He asked because HE HAD A HEADACHE FROM HIS BRAIN TUMOR! "GET TO CLASS!"

B'loody Mary and I looked at eachother because Dumbledick was being such a prick. "Sorry" we both said melonchololy.

B'loody Mary walked away down the hall from me and said "Saranora Ebony-Chan!"

"By!" I said back.

Once Dumblydick was out of site I sneaked (Not snuck, BUT SNEAK) past everyone until I was at the door to his office. I got into the spiral stair spinning thing and it transported me up to HIS office. When I wen in it wasn't gothic but it looked just like it did in the movies. He still had a poster of Avril Lavagne up to look cool. "What a poser" I thought to myself.

I saw the pensive over in the corner and I walked up to it. I took my wand wich looked really gothic and kind of like a razor blade and I held it to my head. Then that silvery shit came out and it fell in the pensive. (I'm not going to even point out the obvious here, because it was pointed out in every commentary on the original MI.) I could see where I was when I was supposed to be at class and I was sleeping next to draco. Just when I was about to jump in I herd a noise from behind Dumbledykes (He's a lesbian) desk. Then the head of a perverted freeak popped up from behind it and looked at me with HATRED! IT WAS... ... ... ... SNAP!1!