AN: stup faljazming k retard prepz!; go do wat u do best liek mak a porn and swallow sum fat rich baastards old chunky jizz cuz ur not getting anythgn accopmlished here! im rlly gud at haking and im gunna hax ur computer cuz i dont liek ur flamz1!
(As if this utter tard is actually capable of hacking anything.)
THANK U FER HELPIN ME RAVEN!1 (Remember, she's totally not Tara or pretending to be Tara. She doesn't even know who she is) UR ALWAYZ THUR WEN I NEED U (an: NO IM NOT TARA!111 ALL HARDCOR GOTHIC EMO PAWNK PPL HAV FRIENDS NAMD RAVEN. (Orly?) IF U GO ON MUSPACKES (Proof no one uses Myspace anymore except for serial killers and other mentally deranged people) U WILL SEE EVER GOTH HAZ A FRIEND NAMED RAVN OR IS NAMED RAVN!1! I DONT EVEN NO TARA AND IV NEVER HERD OF HER SO SHUT TEH FUK UP!11)
Snape lookd at me with extreme hatred and I knew I was pretty much screwed. (literally)
"What the hell are you doing here you satanic bitch?" He asked breathing hardly.
"None of your fucking businuess you pedo freak." I said back and I gave him the finger. (Because being attracted to a fully developed 17-year-old girl is now pedophilia...)
"Shut up." He snapped. "I asked you a qwestion and I akspect answers! I'm a teacher." He said then his lips moved a little. (ew.)
"I said-" I couldn't talk anymore. I was frozen and I fell on the floor but I could still see what was happening. Snope came tord me and I saw that he had his wand out. He musta stunned me and froze me and that's why is lips moved. He cast a spell. He was standing over me now and I tried to break free of the spell but I couldn't.
"Now" he said all creepy "I want you to sit there very stilly."
THEN LOOPIN CAME IN WITH A VIDEO CAMERA! (We all know where this is going)
"I'm gunna put this right here k snap?" he said and he put the video camera on Dumblydung's desk.
"Good" Snape moaned horribly. Then they both came over and looked at me with lustfuck (lol) eyes.
"HELP SOMEONE! DRACO!" I yelled cuz I was powerless now. Loopin came over and put a gag in me. (Those kinky fuckers!) Then he turned on the video camera.
"So are we ready?" Loopin asked.
"Fuck yes." Said Snip
"YAY!" Loopin yelled and then he started acting all psycotic.
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OR DUMBELLDOOR WILL HERE U!" Snaip yelled
"srry" Said Loopin. (Loopin is obviously the submissive)
Then Snip and Loopin got naked. There bodys were all old and gross.
"Oh Satan it cant be." I thought in my head.
Then Snape ripped all my clothes off... ... ... AND THEY STARTED RAPING ME TOGETHER!1! I was frozen in time so I could do NOTHING! Snap started eating me out and Loopin was suckin on my boobs. Then Snape did me in the unowat and Loopin did me in the ass. Then Loopin did me unowat and Snap did me in the ass. (Why is vagina such an unmentionable word?) THEN THEY JUMPED ON TOP OF EACHOTHER AND STARTED DOING EACHOTHER AND FORCED ME TO SUCK THEIR BOY THINGIES. (Lulz)
By the end of everything I was coevered in blood and cum. (Doesn't get much more goffick than that) I started to cry tears of blood but they just laughed.
I'm gonna sell this for lots of moniez!1! Loopin said looking at the video smiling greedily.
Then the door opened... ... ... AND DOBY WAS STANDING THERE! He saw me all tyed up and gagged and all the blood and cum and saw me Snape and Loopin were all naked.
"I'M GOING TO TELL MASTER LUCIAN ABOUT THIS!" Doby yelled. Dobby converted to Satanism so he went back to live with Dracos family instead of being a Griffendare. (Wasn't that already explained in the first MI, if my memory serves me correctly?)
Snape and Loopin paniked and Loopin tawsed Snape a gun. Snaoe (Try to pronounce that while reading continuously) shot Dobby a bunch of times in the face and Dobby DIED! (No shit.) I squirmed around harder but i couldn't get out of the ties but I guess the spell must have ended cause I could moove again.
"Oh shit what are we gunna do about him." Loopin said.
"Will bury him outsideof Hargids" Snipped Snip at Loopin.
They both got dressed and took dobys body. Then there broomsticks cam threw the door and they jumped on the broomsticks and broke through Dumblydoores window and they took dobys body with them. But then Snape cam back in on his broomstick for a minute and took a YELLOW MAGICK MARKER (As if anyone can read ANYTHING written in yellow markers) and wrote "Draco was here" next to the broken window. Then he came down to me and wrote "Draco was here" on my body. Then he blew a slimy wet kiss at me and I RECONSILED IN HORROR. Then he flew out the window on the broom.
As I skwirmed trying to get out of the ropes I FINALLY DID. I stood up and there was this painfullness between my legs. (POOR ENOBY! T_T LETS CRIE A RIVER OF BLUD FER HER!) I started crying tears of blood and I took one of Dumblydoores razorblades he had to shave the hair between his eyebrows (cause hes a hairy beast) and I cut myself. My wrist blood fell on the ground and I cried. THEN I HEARD SOMEONE COMING UP THE STAIRCASE. It was... ... ... ... Professer McGonigul, (Shits going to hit the fan. THE DRAMA IS KILLIN MEH!)