Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! But flossing is good… if u do den u r a prep! Well then, you're an insufferable poser
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Well, I would think that a naked crazy person does cause a lot of staring.
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Hmmmm….. that sounds like it would be an interesting noise.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She could smile more? She flipped her long waste-length Waste spelt like that means either rubbish or human waste ;) gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Obviously She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires But I thought vampies had red eyes anyway so why the contacts? and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it…. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. When I die I'm going to haunt my pet Armadillo… But first I have to get an Armadillo… It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) Gryffindor could have Satanists. Just very brave ones, who have grown a pair of Ovaries.
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Seriously, these insults should be written down somewhere.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" DUN DUN DUN I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped. As my very weird friend would say LE GASP
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. That's because you spelt her name wrong. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. Happy people are fun… You should try being happy. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) Is this speech?
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire. That's what you think O.o
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. Calmit calmit… I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility Is that a type of potion that he stole from you? to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. *Sob Sob,* I can feel my last braincell slowly dying!