Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! Is that a type of dance? dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! Ol' Dumby doesn't swear in the movie.. besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! WELL THAT MAKES IT OKAY THEN! NEXT YOU'LL BE SAYING THAT 'IT'S HIS TIME OF THE MONTH' and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes Christian But he's a wizard…. Maybe snap doesn't like Vampire because Vampire is a cannibal and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX Im going to get a pet rock (Maybe one that lives near my pet tree) and right MCR on it!

I was so mad and sad. She's a poet and she didn't know it. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. *Shudders*

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose OMG ITS GOLEM! Is it just me who thinks he's cute in a scary way. and everything Everything… Even the trees and the floor and ummm.. everything.. started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose Yeah we figured that when you said no nose in the first description of him (basically like Voldemort in the movie And the book) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort! REALLY! I HAD NO IDEA!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius*!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks**!" I shouted at him. …. I…. Have nothing to say…. It's too easy…. I think I may shout it at people when I go back to school though… Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. MY GOD HOW COULD SHE! I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped. Stop saying a cat's name at him? Maybe she's also THROWING cats at him

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" Thou?

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes ..Wait.. I thought it was Golem… and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. If I admit that I don't know who that is will anyone hurt me? I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up? Neeeever… that's not possible

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged. What about her wand?

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!" Again.. Thou? Shall?

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. Hey, that's the face I have well reading this… "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. O.o "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. Someone should tell Voldy that saying things like Thou, Doth, Hath and Shall doesn't make him sound smarter.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Aaaaawwww where did the rhyming go? Suddenly Draco came into the woods. Well, that was sudden

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!" Hello

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit no) between Joel Madden Why do so many people look like Joel Madden? Is no one unique anymore? and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered. He does look sad… Isn't the fact that he's not okay obvious?

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled…. Like expelling air or getting expelled from school… If only she was expelled… life would be good again.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. …. Necessary information… I think not.