Chapter 11.

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Is that a special type of horror movie? B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Bit Harsh isn't it… Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Yeah that's the first thing on his mind after a student just killed themselves.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily *SPLASH!* while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. Seriously… SOMEONE TAKE AWAY THE MEAT! I was so fucking depressed! What a change I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I have to say.. Skull earrings would look pretty cool I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! He was chewing on the tape? They were sitting on their broomsticks. I think wee Tara may have gotten over her obsession with fishnets… This makes Beaver boy the platypus dog very happy.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I know a perv… Or at least someone who'll most likely become a perv… I call Monsieur Potthead... Probably obvious why. That's probably one of his nicer nicknames I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. That's a lot of detail to take in for someone whose just noticed that there's a peeping tom outside her window Suddenly Vampire ran in. Does he not count as a perv?

"Abra Kedavra!" …. LOL… The magic words for an evil magician… he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb O.o Is that… Possible?. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. What about her wand? Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, ENOBY! it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly… Suddenly….

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. Wow that's some crazy wand waving…

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" Little.. Is this Hargrid a different person to the real Hagrid?

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…. But he's not" Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" OH! MY! GOD! *Insert Janice from friends here please*

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." …. What? Where did factors come in here? When did we start doing Maths?

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. Do you think someone added the elephant in there as a joke to see if she's notice? "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. So… Like a normal person?

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Why are his hands dirty? O.o

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. …

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…. Quote from earlier "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"" Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, Like Gramatically but with a D waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. Plehc… Why wouldn't snape no what 'goffic' meant? He's not stupid?

"Because I LOVE HER!" HEY! WOW I WAS RIGHT! I ACTUALLY DIDN'T READ AHEAD EITHER!