Hehehehe…. Sorry… I've decided that reading is MUCH more fun than going on the computer, so recently the only time I go on the computer is to do coursework…. I am currently reading A Swift Pure Cry by Siobhan Dowd, which someone should recommend to Tara… Annnnnnyyyyyyway….

Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen Raven… for the sake of us all just go… Your not improving anything!. im sory ah kudnt update We, on the other hand, are not but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists Very Nonchalant there Tara…. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! I've said it before and I'll say it again… God is NOT going to review!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY Scray? Scary? Spray? Scrap? Crap?. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD Does she realise what excretion is? I hope not…..

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. :O Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail Awwww, The cute lil child of Nagini and Wormtail! O.O was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Me and my friend were running round school pretending to shoot people with banana's today… Was Harry doing the same to 'Snaketail'? he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. He said Dot… (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) That's one creepy dot….

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby THANK JASHIN HE GOT IT RIGHT! I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. O.O I started laughing crudely. *wiggle eyebrows* "What the fuck? You torture my bf I thought he tortured Cedric? and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." From the repeated word 'Fuck' There, I think she may actually want to have sex with him… I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. Ahhhh… Like in those crappy Horror movies she probably watches….

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. Like a chicken :'( I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Hush Voldy… You're not Shakespeare… Then… he started coming! BAD MIND! BAD BAD BAD! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. Simples. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. I just checked, and Draco did infact commit suicide in chapter 10…. Therefore I have come to the conclusion that, Draco is an immortal beaver-gnome He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah no) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. And everything…. What is this everything? Actually… Nevermind I don't wanna know…

"Its so unfair!" I yielded The yield is to do with the amount of product made in chemistry… SEE MISS I DO LISTEN!. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." … I don't even need to comment here… Everyone knows what I'm thinking…

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco. "Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor, I'm sorry but the party's over"

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Oh no…. Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. They thought you were a rabbit… They were just filming a nature programme Hargrid says he's in love with me. 'Says' Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! OH THE HORROR! Snaketails dead… Poor Nagini… I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" *snort* I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing *snort* but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty *snort*) "Im good at too many things!*snort* WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I'm beginning to sound like a pig…. Or my hybrid dog, Whilst asleep…. I shouted and then I ran away.