Chapter 16.

AN: u no wut! sut up ok Chimney sweep! proov 2 me ur nut prepz Why? I like being a prep its fun… I dunno what it means, but I don't care.! Raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! She's your only friend, you should be nice. BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese Oh God what now?!

We ran happily O.O to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly O.O. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! The worlds gonnna end! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Five…. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched Je parle de Francais… Mais un peu.. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers! NOOOOOOOO DON'T LET THE DEALERS GET YOU!

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" ? Ahhhhh THIS is what an un 'beta'd' story looks like….

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted ^_^ Inspector Gadget uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. What guys do you know?

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT. :O"

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" He just can't seem to win, can he?

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! ^_^ I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened Hopefully by a mountain cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! Awwww This romance is making my heart beat faster!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched BONJOUR! Salut! CA VA! CA VA BIEN MERCI! =D 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex This makes me think of a really sad brand name for glasses Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in Japanese Is it necessary to include?). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses Klasses Glasses… The only glasses made 'specially for YOU and she skepped math. When does Enoby ever go to class?" (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily. You're not a nice person

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. Ahhh…. The world is safe We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. Is this a 'goffic' remake of nightmare before Christmas? "Maybe Willow will die too." I said. NICE!

"Kawai. Piano to you too!" B'loody Mair :O SOMEONE HURT A HORSE! shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly.. ... What? "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak. Presuming she means necrophiliac here"

"Kawai. Pia-pia-piano piano piano!" I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence WOW! MAJOR SKILLAGE! for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." She means sluttiest

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally Omfg totally? She calls other people preps and posers? lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" YEAH BLOODY MARY! HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST CHANGE? WHAT A POSER! Wait sorry that's not tara language… I meant: Yea B'loody Mair! Hoe cud u gussegt range? Wot a POSER!

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me But… YOU said it to us!!). Or me.

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." So technically it wasn't ol' dumbly that told her then She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY WOW for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE So why say it? It's like me saying: I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH PENGUINS EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE I AM or SUPER SILLY SAUSAGE SALAMANDARS DON'T EXIST EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THEY DO and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs." Oooooooooohhh

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch. HOW RUDDY WELL DARE THEY!" He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, Someones a wee bit full of themselves running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan Really? you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot. (Slutty)" said B'Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA Why is Tara in caps? way what's yours?" Wait… Who goes round saying their full name… I don't go up to random people saying Oh btw my names Agatha Crinkletoe Superman Beezlewax (That's not my name)

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" He only said he might see you… I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" THERE'S A GIANT SHREW TRYING TO EAT THE DIVINATION TEACHER!