Chapter 17.

Yeah… I just read through this and saw all of my spelling and grammar mistakes… I'll try not to make many more.

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. I think you should take it Tara. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr! You are a horrible person.

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. But you shouted at him… He's a weird fellow isn't he? (hes bisezual Tara stereotypes so much… It's almost incomprehensible… Belinda would be proud of that Big word). Hargird Harharhar kept shooting at us to cum My dirty mind is going into overdrive back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." It doesn't help that she's now talking about fucking Well anyway Willow came. ;) Hargird went away angrily.

"Hey bitch you look kawaii." She spelt it right! she said.

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything Everything? Very specific…. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy Again Corsett thingy? So, like a corset… But not actually with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets But wee hybrid dog is at the other side of my room…. and black poiny Pony boots boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs Big Bobs =D Is there huge guys named Bob walking round in front of her? and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. But in this story every ones a mary sue, so I'm guessing she's not

"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came ;) . They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO POOR WONWON? Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Mart Like a horror version of the American walmart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel Neville but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed Hair dye? in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula I thought it was Dracola now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik no) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Rated T my arse Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed. Fingers crossed that means she fell down a ginormous gap in the floor leading to the centre of the earth, *gasp for air* so she can then be eaten by a huge dinosaur, then spat out because she wouldn't taste good… *rests fingers*

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix Those darn piskie's… My friend is a fridge piskie… maybe you've met her…. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder where did the wise ol' otter go? songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers! ACH! RUN! Wait… is Death a new type of drug?

"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily Angst. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!" Hush child

"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu ACHOO! AGGADOO! in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair Lungs in his hair? and a looong Not just long.. Loooooong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted Little kid grammar that I use often a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE! :O! HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS SPUD!