Chapter 18.

AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! Have you ever thought that some of us may enjoy being happy? Eh? Eh? EH? fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuff Please raven… Stop this MADNESS. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter Is that a brand of sewing machine?! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der! Yeah guys! Don't be so silly! DUH! (Sorry… enjoying capitals today..)

I woke up the next day in my coffin Where else would you wake up?. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. That would look hideous.

(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit No skull koz im goffik n I like deth No). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff Broom stuff.. What is this Broom stuff? was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom Bang!. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song Yuck. That is gross… I'm going to have nightmares now. Why the bracket? -)

Well anyway Anyway I went down to the Cheese Grater Hall. There all dawalls were painted black and da tables were black too. Why? Is Hogwarts evil now? But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant Who is wearing these pants? Is it winter, because in summer you would overheat in two pairs of pants... And there were pastors Is that something to do with Religion? of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. Backstreet boys? Have we gone Back to the nineties?

"WTF!" *sighs* What now? I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets Bonanagator isn't very happy today… I don't think im going to pat her on the head… but does anybody know what number I got up to? and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets Number after unknown number. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey Mikey? Hey Micky! or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong or Rupert Grint?. The boys joined in cause they were bi. Ofc

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel Naaaavvveeelll… Hrrrmmm…. Neville? was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black. He died his rabbit black? Isn't that animal cruelty?

"….DUMBLEDORE?1!!1?%^" we all gasped. :O

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!" Again… Voldemort is so angry because no one spells his name right..

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted When I was younger I used to say 'bisgusting' and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1!123456!.

"BTW you can call me Albert." But why would Ol' Dumbly say that? He's called Albus! HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we Oui Oui to Transfomation Transfiguration. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, No way lik Gerard I don't want to lik Gerard!) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis! Isn't he a little old for that?" Willow shouted.

I was so fucking angry. Ofc