Chapter 20. 596 words… WELL DONE TARA!

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! I don't know what this means but I think its something about a talking donkey.. stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz. Hopefully ever again.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder ledder? Mini mini what? Shoes? Skirt? Wig?, a blak corset with urple is this a new colour? I think I have urple eyes… lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots Because normal sized boots are not good enough.. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Slit her wrists while she moshed… Is that not extremely dangerous? Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes I thought she was already dressed… maybe she's trying on black clothes over her black clothes…. *Strokes imaginary moustache* hmmmmm….. and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again. Well, we don't wish 'dat' so don't do 'it'

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! :O WOW! THIS STORY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! "R u gonna cum rape me or what. Yes… because that's why he knocked" I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo. Whut?

"No, actshelly (geddit, no hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns. He's condemning maths" he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" You're a mighty presumptuous girl, OC who I do not seem to be able to remember the name of… I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong *gooooooong* away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Ofc… because vampires really need to be any more pale… Then I went. Den I gasped… Then… Den… Make your mind up...Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 HEY LEAVE DOBBY OUT OF THIS MADNESS YOU CREEP!

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. *sniff* poor Dobby… At least she spelt his name right. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on Why is Ben turned on? (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor Huh? now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat She says whilst spelling 'spelld dat' wrong)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin Lumpkin… That's what you call a pumpkin version of Lupin shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed. Why?

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. BANG BANG YOUR DEAD! FIFTY BULLETS IN YOUR HEAD! And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. And theyre the pervy ones.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?" I agere wid dem

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So ENOBY! now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork :O How rude!. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound OMFG! SHE'S THROWING INJURIES! at them and dey tripped over it. OMFUCKINGG THEY FELL OVER HER INJURIES! Well anyway, Anywaaay I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum. O.o " Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather What an interesting play on words… I Geddit… Dog father.. If this was done on purpose she would be a genius Serious Blak ARE YOU SIRIUS! WOW! had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it.

….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out Whut? I geddit… when draco isn't there you're free to cheat… but of course its not your fault…, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner. HOLY MOLEY! I JUST GOT A GIGANTIC SHOCK FROM MY LAPTOP!