Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed! I will translate that to what I think it says: Frogs are ok.. Your frock sucks. I'm a nut and it's my fault, if it's a wrong spell its because of the female dog rat tavern. I drink there a lot (I think she just missed that bit). My cousin wears frocks, you stupid happy people! Whoops sorry ravens fangs. You really helped. Oh and Transilvania rocks hrad (never been there..)! I even gutted two gotwoda's for the casserole, were dorkula was flimsy!
Later we all went in the skull. OH NO THE DARK MARK! Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. (again)
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. At least someone's comfortable "Ill make him feel better."
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too. *winkwink*
"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone Tara never ceases to amuse me… Homophone… den fuk of!)
And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. Strong stuff that invincibility coke… We both gut under it. I'm imagining two people with coke sprinkled on them… We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. What a trick… It's the cravendale advert all over again….
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. Apparently Mr Norris isn't a very good Janitor He went unda da invisibility cloke Wheredid this invisibility cloak come from? I thought they were under coke and started to meow loudly. MOOOOOO
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris. You've got to be shitting me…
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast DEIDARA! (Naruto character for those silly peoples who don't know who he is) in a disgusted way.
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. My mind is literally blown. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. What cloak? I want some of this magic coke though.. Filth nodded. WOW! Talking dirt! And then….Vampir frenched BONJOUR! me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1 SALUT!
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. Whut?
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" Yes… from what you have just observed Draco is perfectly fine.
"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid IN YOU ENDO! (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed Bed? What happened to the coffin? together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. Is that really a vision? There was a knok on the door and Fug mmmmm… Fug is my favourite sweet! and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1!1!2!1%