Chapter 22.

AN: stfu! Stuff you too! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of That's just weird… why would anyone lick your story? I no itz mrs. norris itz raven's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1 You know.. if I was Raven I would get extremely annoyed with these 'Fuk you Ravens nevermind you rok'

All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Sounds about right Well anyway, anywaaaay.. I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin I'm so confused.. Does she sleep in a coffin or a bed? so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Ach… that sounds horrible… Then I gasped. OH NO WHAT IS GOIN TO HAPPEN!

Standing in front of me where…. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow! OH DEAR KAMI NO :O

I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. *sigh* this is going to go on for a while isn't it? Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy Not just normal sexy…. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich' What a disgraceful t-shirt company.. Don't even bother to spell the design right and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny Oh… must have missed her in the books) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire ofc… it just wouldn't be right otherwise. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. How sa.. Wait… What? He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. I think I want to be part of this stanism religion….

"OMFG" I yielded Like a sword.. or a baseball bat.. Anyone ever yielded a baseball bat? It's fun.. as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?" Maybe they just wanted to say hello!

"Enoby something is really fucked up." Draco said. See! Even Draco doesn't like the story!

"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily. O.o

"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii Oh.. have we stopped calling people piano's now? anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice.

"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective. Heh heh heh…."

"I will I will." he said. She doesn't know why he's all erective… I thought they'd done 'it'

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. Poor widow A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Niiiiiiice Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork T_T poor ol' dumbly is so misunderstood. Cornelia Fudged this made me laugh so much… was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"

"THE BARK LORD WOOF! Although… now I think about it… D and B aren't really close enough to mix up on the keyboard… How'd she do it? Hmmmm IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.

"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" maybe he should work out a bit more.. yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! HEY! THAT IS NOT FAIR! AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY! *Mutters evilly* YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"

"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "Butt I once wrote that in an English essay… my teacher was not pleased… but my friend accidently called one of the characters a hoe which is worse. we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…..Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." OH SWEET STAN! THIS STORY IS AMAZING! PLEASE MAKE HER WRITE MORE OF IT!

Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B'loody Mary looked at each other…I gasped.