Chapter 23.

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudged stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum What has dumbly ever done to you? and Rumbridge sawed us. And Cornelia didn't do anything?

"MR. WAY Mr… yup sounds about right WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!" Too… many… jokes!

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Dark'ness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. ;) They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo who?. I eight some Count Chocula Whut… isn't that cereal? and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Vampire! Oh my gosh He and Draco were shooting at eachother. BANG BANG! YOU'RE DEAD! FIFTY BULLETS IN YOUR HEAD… I think we all know how this rhyme goes…

"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1" I read this and choked on my biscuit..

"No I do!" shouted. Oh hello full stop…its nice to meet you

"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.

"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv no… if it said 'jumped Draco' then we would make a pervy joke) They started to fight and beat up each other. I have a solution… Sacrifice Enoby to the great god Stan, and then the argument will be over and the world will be good again.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose I guess that point is very important to you and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. When did they get here? Nevermind…. I just realised that this all happened in the great hall … Way to disrupt students fudged Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating…. I DO THAT! Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Volzemort! :O WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER NO NOSED FIEND!

"Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer My friend Siddarth is going to change his name to Siddarth Vadar… =D But anywaaays… when did those with the force get here? sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" Voldespeares back!

"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. … O.o "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling. NOOO KILL HER! CROOKSHANKS! CROOKSHANKS!

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Is it even worth the joke? Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Whut? I don't.. Whut? Suddenly I locked up good idea.. keep the creeps in and stopped having the vision.

"Ebony Ebony aure If she changed that to aura that would be so cool… you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!" oh shut up

"Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though."

"Ok bich. Niiiiiiice " I said sadly and den we went.