This is a sincere apology to those few who actually read this… I 've had these for months now and updating just slipped my mind… So, Soz boss ;) And I just looked back at my profile page… Christ on a Bike that will have to change.
Chapter 24.
AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous Just keep telling yourself that.. so fuk u! ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help!
Well we had Deviation Hmmm… Interesting… next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.
"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese But people wouldn't understand. She smelled I wouldn't do that Sinister.. Never know where she's been at me with her gothic black lipstick. Wait… Sinister? I thought this was a lesson with Proffessor Trevolry? She's da coolest fucking teacher ever INNIT DUDE!. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. Dead hair? Niiice (hr mom woz a vampire Obvs. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing Everyfing? What is this Everyfing?. she n b'loody mry It has just occurred to me that a bloody mary is an alcoholic beverage. Too bad there's no apostrophe… get along grate Just makes me think of a giant cheese grater) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand.. This is how I get through lessons. Racing hands. I always win of course... I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.
"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?"
"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finI have chosen the middle of this word to tell you all that my Dad is barking downstairs… ?ger. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"
"Hoe about now?" she asked. Sly… Honestly, how many of you noticed the added E? Bet you just thought it was one of many typos.
"OK." I said.
"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Proffesor Trevolry I wish my teachers dismissed people like that. Hang on… What happened to Sinister? said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps Do these preps not have names?. "Please do exorcize (geddit no) 1 on page 3."
"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die. Death by a bell..
Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in Cryptic…. I looked at it.
"What do you c c c to see what he could see see see?" she asked.
"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram."
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Oh Mai Gawd! Getting good now. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet *chuckles* Dracos wearing a tap, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.
"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister.
"Bye bitch." I said waving.
"Cya twat." I said whilst hitting her with a frying pan.
I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited. Is that what it feels like to be in a zoo? Or a museum? We should put her in a sarcophagus.. Then we don't have to see her anymore..
