A/N: This will probably be my last update for the rest of the week. I'm on spring break and honestly I don't feel like doing shit. So yeah. I had to force myself to type of this chapter. But for the good news I finally got to write Unicron, and make Primus bitchy… again… I do not know why but I can't type worth a crap today so sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes.
Primus stomped down the living quarters hallway. "What are you doing? I thought you were with Prime." Prowl was standing in front of a room's door.
"Is this my quarters?"
"Yes. It is between Primes' and My quarter."
"Yeah. Cool" Primus waved him off and entered the room.
So bland. Just a standard soldiers room. What fragtards. She thought.
::Where the pit did you run off to?:: The comm. was loud and demanding.
::Are you going to apologize?::
::Why the slag would I apologize? This all started because of you and you're fragging attitude!::
Primus ended the comm. She had no attitude! How dare he insult her in such a way! She would not return until the pile of scrap metal apologized for what he did! Even if it ment living on this giant hunk of rock!
There was a knock at her door. Primus growled before stomping off to answer the door. "What do you want!"
"I thought it would be in your best interest if you knew that Optimus was looking for you." Prowl informed her not at all effected by the second outburst he had been victim to.
"Where is he?" Primus asked calmly.
"With Teletraan-one."
"Whatever." Primus mumbled as she started the walk to the room she just left.
Optimus was standing in front of the screen.
"what?" Primus snapped rudely as she entered the room.
Optimus decided to get straight to the point not wanting to offend the femme more than he already has. "Do you recognize this cybertronian signal? It will be landing in less than eight Earth hours."
Primus scanned the screen. ::YOU LITTLE FRAGGER!::
There was chuckle coming from the other end of the link ::See you soon::
"Unicron."
"Are you saying Unicron is heading straight for Earth?" Prowl questioned from the doorway.
Primus rolled her optics. "No, he just wants to ram into the other half of Pluto." She snapped sarcastically.
"That would be highly illogical."
Optimus sighed out of frustration. "If he is heading towards Earth I will need to prepare for battle."
Primus rolled her optics again. "No need. I will take care of it. Just give me the landing coordinates."
"I will go with you." Optimus informed her.
"Whatever."
"We will leave as soon as possible. Prowl, tell Skyfire to be ready to roll out as soon as possible." Optimus left the room, leaving the white femme alone in the room. "What an idiot. Chasing me all the way to Earth."
"Why the pit is he so fragging big?" Primus stared up to the mech called Skyfire.
"I was created this big." Skyfire transformed and allowed Optimus and Primus into his aircraft mode. "ETA four Earth hours."
Primus sighed. If she was going to be stuck in here for that long this Prime better not ask questions.
Fortunately for Primus' sanity Prime seemed more absorbed into a data pad he was reading, and not her.
Relaxation. She thought.
::Unblock me::
Primus growled. ::No::
::You are acting like a sparkling::
::Am not::
::The great Primus! Secretly enjoys acting like a sparkling her free time!::
Primus stood quickly clenching her fists, and gaining the attention of Optimus. "Is something wrong?"
"I do not act like a sparkling!"
"I'm afraid I do not follow."
Primus huffed and sat back down, earning a strange look from Optimus.
::I do not::
::Took you awhile to answer::
::Why don't you go ram into the other half of Pluto or something! The humans don't even consider it a planet anyways::
::You did that?::
::Shut up::
Primus ended the comm. link. "How much longer?"
"ETA three and a half earth ours." Skyfire announced. Primus groaned.
"The longest four earth hours of my life." Primus mumbled. "Could you not have gone faster?"
Skyfire chuckled. "Sorry I went as fast as I could. Unfortunately I'm not made for speed."
"Slag. He's already here."
The meteor came flying towards the Earth at abnormal speeds until it collided causing debris to fly in every direction.
"Ow! What the frag? Could you have aimed that debris to fly at me any faster?"
A red hand reached out of the crater. "Have you seen how human femme's hormones affect them? Well, you act just like of them, sometimes." The red mech began to rumble as he climbed out of the huge hole he created.
"I do not!" Primus yelled. "And do not compare me to those disgusting things!"
"I will compare you to whatever the pit I want!" The mech challenged as he climbed over the edge of the hole and stood up straight. He was almost as tall as Skyfire and a deep red color. "Now are you coming back with me willingly or do I have to drag you back?"
Optimus stepped in front of Primus. "I will not allow you to hurt her."
"What?" The red mech stepped back a bit and held his servos up. "Woah! Who said anything about hurting? I just want my bonded back!"
"I don't wanna go back." Primus crossed her arms and turned her head away.
"I know you don't like this disgusting planet!"
"Let me get this straight. You," Primus pointed to the red mech. "Unicron, want me, "Se pointed to herself. "Primus, to go back and help rebuild Cybertron?"
Unicron rolled his optics. "Yes."
"Even after you stepped on my metal shaving castle!"
Optimus and Skyfire stared at the couple in front of them in shock. Optimus was the first to snap out of it. "Wait a moment. You and Primus are bonded?"
Unicron glanced at him. "Yes. That is common knowledge."
"And when Primus said there was a war, and you betrayed her, she was talking of a metal shaving castle?"
"I did not tell you?" Primus smirked. "Must have slipped my processor."
Optimus stared at them. "Skyfire."
"Huh? Oh! Yes sir!"
"Transform."
"Uh, yes, sir."
"Hey don't leave me!" Primus tried to climb into Skyfire, but Unicron grabbed her servo.
"No, you are coming with me. You also have a Milky Way planet to fix."
"If I may ask a question?" Skyfire asked.
"What?" Unicron snorted.
"I thought you were supposed to be a evil, and destroy the world kind of guy?"
"Ask her." Unicron shoved his pointer digit into Primus' chassis.
Skyfire's glance moved to Primus. She shrugged. "A few rumors never killed anybot." She then continued on her way into Skyfire's hull.
"Where do you think you're going?" Unicron called as he followed her in.
"I'm not leaving the Earth until you apologize."
"I did not mean to destroy your Metal shaving castle, and I am not going to apologize."
"Then I'm not leaving!" Primus yelled.
"Neither am I then!"
Optimus sighed and took a seat in the hull. "Roll out Skyfire."
This was going to be a long trip back to base.
