A/N: OH MY GOSH! I just got hit by a burst of fragging inspiration! I asked one of my friends if she was a Nazi… and she said jokingly that if she was god would still love her cause she fucking awesome. And then it hit me… why should Primus only be with the Autobots? What about Meggsy and screamer? Oh and my friend, codename wheeljack, decided if wheeljack and starscreamer had a sparkling it's name would be wheelscream… XD!\

I know it's short but you're lucky my friend said something or this wouldn't be here at all!

Primus stomped down the hall of the Autobot base in furry. All she was holding was a giant box full of Energon candies. Prime was close behind her trying to ask what was going on.

"I do not understand what is going! One nanoklick you went to the beach, and the next you are packing your candy and running."

"I'm leaving! That's what's going on!" Primus screamed. Unicron was leaning on the building's exit.

"She is upset that Jazz and Bee tripped me, and I knocked over her sand castle."

"Where will you be going? You cannot just waltz around the Earth cities!"

Primus quickly turned around, and stood on her tippy toes to be able to get in the Prime's face. "You. Do. Not. Tell. Me. What. I. Can. And. Cannot. Do."

Prime stood his ground. "I do not believe you understand the situation."

"Oh, I understand the situation just fine! You Autobots hate me!"

Unicron shook his head. He had no idea she thought the Autobots hated her. "I don't think they hate you."

"O.K. That might have been an exaggeration. But tell your brother I will see him soon!"

Unicron stiffened. "Wait! We're going to the decepticons?"

Primus turned to face him. She slowly walked up to him with her optics softened a bit. "Oh, dear Uni." Unicron backed away hearing the sweet sound in her voice. "I know you don't mean to."

"Mean to what?"

Primus gave him a quick hug, and as she pulled away smacked him upside the helm. "I know you don't mean to be such a rustbucket!"

"What the frag!" Unicron began rubbing the back of his helm. "slagging femme."

Primus continued walking out of the Autobot base. "Are you following or not."

"Yeah, Yeah, I'm coming." Unicron turned to Prime. "I'm really sorry about her. She's been being really pissy lately. Maybe it's like human PMSing." He shook his helm. "I doubt it is though."

"It is alright."

Unicron nodded, and ran to catch up with Primus. "Alright. I know you have a plan. What is it?"

"We are going to use the Decepticons to locate the new Allspark."

"What?"

"We are going to use the Decepticons to locate the new Allspark."

Unicron grunted. "Yeah, I got that part, femme. I want to know how we are going to locate the Decepticons, and how we are going to get them to help us."

Primus laughed. "Well that part is simple. You are going to contact them. The Decepticons praise you after all. And they will not be helping us. They will be helping themselves."

"You know it's difficult for me to be evil." Unicron complained.

"You didn't seem to have a problem knocking down my sandcastle."

"That was an accident."

"Then in that case 'accidentally' offline one of them."

"Pri Pri! You're Primus, you should condemn those kinds of things." Unicron yelled.

"I'm only Cybertronian. Just like the rest of them. O.K. Maybe a little better than them."

Unicron sighed. "Sometimes I wonder why the Decepticons don't grovel at your pedes."

Primus laughed and popped an energon candy into her mouth. "Cause those dirty croutons don't deserve to."

"Croutons?" Unicron raised an optic ridge.

Primus shrugged. "What?"

"A crouton is a toasted bread cube that humans put in their salads,and eat."

Primus nodded. "I know."

Unicron rubbed his forehead. "Alright. Lets just get this plan rolling."