A/N: So I have a UTI, and I told my mother that I thought I had one just like ten minutes ago. She looked at , and said. "What exactly do you feel?" My mother is not a nurse, nor a doctor, she is a cleaning lady. So I told her. I constantly have the urge to pee, but I can't. she gets up off the couch went to her medicine cabinet pulled out three packs of ten red pills. She looks at me, looks into the bedroom where my dad was, and whispered. "Take one of these three times a day. They should work." Hands the pills to me, and walks away. What she was doing with prescription antibiotics, I don't know. But I'm scared shitless of doctors and I'm glad she had them.
Plus it doesn't help I now have the constant urge to pee, and I have an illogical fear of restrooms that aren't mine. Especially public restrooms. I will never go into a public restroom.
Unicron laid on the floor of the tiny room, and sulked. Who knew what he was laying on. Probably old spilt energon from some long gone mech.
"Old cleaning solvent." Primus spoke up.
"Huh?" Unicron rolled over to face the berth.
"Your side of the bond is open. You are laying in old cleaning solvent."
"Oh." Unicron only just noticed Primus' side of the bond was open and his and her feelings and thoughts were flowing in through each side of the bond.
/we will speak through bond, ok?/
Unicron perked up. That meant her side of the bond would remain open. /I got it. We don't want decepticons on our trail, do we?/
/Afraid not. You may get on the berth if you'd like. I'd hate for Decepticon germs to crawl all over you./
Unicron looked up and saw primus motioning for him to get onto the berth.
/What happened to loving all your children equally?/
/Ha! Just be lucky you don't like digging around in their processors. That Starscream is one fragged up 'Con/
Unicron climbed onto the berth and snuggled into Primus. /You mean I should be lucky Ii'm not nosy?/
Primus punched him in the tanks and turned away. /MUTE IT! I'm going into recharge have fun, by yourself./
Unicron grumbled, and rubbed his tanks from her punch. /Good recharge, My Bonded./
Starscream lurked around the corner on the Nemesis. He was waiting. Waiting for a certain mech to walk down that very hallway. A certain self-centered mech called Knock Out. The medic aboard the Nemesis. A dangerous guy when he wants to be. It was a positive thing that he rarely cared for anything but his paintjob.
When the mech finally began walking down the hall Starscream cut him off. "Dear Knock Out. Tell me. What do think Primus' paintjob would look like?"
Knock Out stopped, stared at the SIC. "I don't believe in Primus. He's a fake mech. After all, nobody could be as wonderful as me."
Starscream smirked. Perfect. This was just where he wanted Knock Out. "Well I must say, there is a new femme on board the Nemesis that could give you a run for your credits."
Knock Out snapped. "Don't even joke about that Screamer."
Starscream glared at the red con. "Do not call me that wretched name!"
"Show me this femme first, Screamer." Knock Out stood his ground.
"Very well. If you wish to prove me correct then please do follow."
Knock Out followed Starscream out of the hallway towards the mess hall where the mechs on board the Nemesis could refuel. And there, in the middle of the mess hall was a pure white femme. She sat in the middle table of the mess hall, the table that was always the center of attention. She was gambling against a group of Vehicons. "Ha! Take that suckers!" The femme screamed.
"Even her voice is magical."
"Excuse me?" Starscream questioned Knock Out.
Knock Out shook his helm. "Nothing. That femme obviously has no idea what a buffer is!"
The femme looked towards the two cons, and smiled. "Heey! You guys want to join in! I have a lot of credits that I can share!"
Knock Out quickly put his best smile on his face, and waved to the femme. "Commmiiinnnggg, Lovely!"
Starscream face palmed. His plan didn't seem to work out. Knock Out fell in love with the femme. He fell in love with the fragging femme! He was supposed to want to offline her!