I'm back with a little funny interview that's sure to make you laugh! I'm just gonna be skipping around between gods and demigods. And thanks to Mrs. O Leary, Demigod1315, Funny003, Tia-AphroditeGirl and WhenDayMeetsDark for reviewing! I'll shut up so you can read.

Disclaimer: I do own *Thunder strikes down right in front of me* AH! I do NOT own PJO!

My POV

Thalia was making my commercial break miserable. She scorched my eyebrows, blasted my microphone, and nearly burnt down my studio! I covered the entire studio in rubber to prevent her from doing further damage. This includes the stage.

I also think she was kicked out of the hunt. Well, Aphrodite will be happy, right? I got backstage, ready to dash out.

"In 5, 4, 3, 2…" Elizabeth counted down, holding 1 finger up, signaling for the cameras to start filming. I sprinted onto the stage and sat down in my rubber chair.

"Hello and welcome back to Interviews with Demigods on Hephaestus TV! Sorry about the rubber stage. Thalia won't stop trying to get revenge! I decided to switch this up a bit a do not only two people, but two gods! Oh gods this is gonna be hilarious! Let's welcome… Athena and Poseidon!" At times like this, I'm glad I don't have a mortal soul. Athena and Poseidon materialized in the two chairs next to me in celestial bronze chains. No powers for them.

And just for fun, Percy, Annabeth, the entire Athena cabin, Tyson, Triton, Amphitrite, and the other Olympians had front row seats!

Athena looked around. "Why am I in the Hephaestus TV studio, and why am I here?" I shook my head in dismay.

"My, lady Athena, isn't it obvious? You are here for an interview!"

"Oh am I? Then why is my interview with Poseidon?" She said in disgust. I didn't answer. Poseidon looked rather impatient.

"Well, lets get on with this! The fishes problems don't fix themselves!" Athena looked at Poseidon.

"Is everything you do so boring?"

"Says little miss 'I-never-take-my-head-out-of-books'!" Poseidon countered. I just sat back and made a bag of popcorn appear. Athena looked outraged.

"Well excuse me Barnacle Beard, at least I understand that reading is fun!"

"Ok, ok can I begin now?" I asked, unhappy to stop the arguing, but I have a reputation to maintain.

"Yeah, sure." Poseidon answered.

"Ok, first question, for Poseidon. Do you think that the city of Athens should have been yours? If so, why?" Poseidon put on a confident face.

"Well of course! My gift was so much better. I mean, seriously! The first horse or a stupid olive tree? But no. The people chose the little olive tree! Aren't there enough foods in the world?" Athena looked ready to blast him. I'm glad I bought those chains.

"WHAT? MY OLIVE TREE WAS A FINE GIFT! ALL THE HORSE HAD WAS BEAUTY AND HORSE POWER!"

"Ah, so you admit my gift was beautiful!"

"No! I… never mind!" I gasped.

"Oh my gods! Poseidon you just stumped the goddess of wisdom!" Everyone started laughing. Athena's face turned about as red as an apple.

"Why you…"

"Bird-Brain?" Someone from the audience yelled. Probably Dionysus. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

"Ok… next question! For Athena… how did you feel about Poseidon having a date with Medusa in your temple?" I asked, trying to control my laughter.

"Well I was outraged! In my temple, kissing? Seriously, that is the most stupid, unwise thing!" Athena explained.

"What was wrong with that?" Poseidon asked, clearly annoyed. Someone from the audience snickered.

"Idiot…" Athena murmured, but Poseidon heard.

"I'm no idiot!"

"I don't kiss people in your temple, don't kiss people in mine!" Athena scolded.

"You weren't outraged, you were a madman. you created a monster. She now turns people to stone just by LOOKING AT THEM!" Poseidon yelled. Now this yelling was getting on my nerves. I thought my goal was to annoy other people, not to have other people annoy me!

"Ok cool it! Final question, for both of you! How do you feel about your two children dating?" I asked.

"Oh I guess I'm ok with it… I just wish my son could have chose someone better, maybe like a famous swimmer or something. Not that Athena brat." Poseidon said, choosing his words carefully. (*Coughcough*NOT*Cough*) Did he forget that this 'Athena brat' was in the audience right now? Annabeth glared at him, and Percy's face turned as red as a tomato(Caitlin, if you are reading this, I think you know one person who I described 'Red as a tomato' in music class. Can you guess who?)! The entire Athena cabin gasped and yelled at Poseidon. And again… Athena and her famous outraged face.

"My daughter is not a brat!" She yelled. "I'm rather ok with Perseus, but he is so stupid sometimes! My daughter could be in love with a lawyer or a doctor, but NO. She loves fish boy!" Percy glared, but shrunk at his true first name. Annabeth hugged Percy, still glaring. The Athena cabin stopped yelling. Triton and Amphitrite were perfectly fine with Athena insulting Percy, and yeah. I let those two argue while I stole the microphone.

"While these two argue, we are going to commercial break! Stay tuned for more!" I shouted. I grabbed my bag of popcorn and watched the two gods fight. Ah… I may find all of this annoying, but I may as well get used to it. Annoyance is my job!

Ok, so that's it for now! In the review, tell me if you liked it, who I should do next, and if I should keep doing more double interviews like that more often. Please review, or you will be personally breaking this little immortal heart… *Sniffle…* review if you have a heart!

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