A/N: I don't know what the hell happened. One second I was leaving my classroom, and the next thing I know, I'm being attacked with fragging silly string… I was traumatized. Damn jr. High kids…
"Soundwave!" Megatron yelled from his place inside an empty energon cube. "Get me out of this thing!"
"Nu-Uh! If you do that Megatron will offline. I don't think you want your dear leader dead because you couldn't listen to a god. Now do you?" Primus warned. Soundwave stood perfectly still. After all, he did not want to risk his leader's life.
"Good. Now, you guys!" Primus pointed to two droids. "Put that in storage or something. I have no use for it." She motioned to Megatron's body that was sitting upright on the throne with a gaping hole in the chest.
"Pri, Pri. You could have at least given him more space that just an energon cube." Unicron muttered.
Primus turned to her bonded. "HE TRIED TO OFFLINE ME! He deserves something smaller than an energon cube!" Primus' faceplates lit up. "I know! We can move him into one of those things humans keep those finned things in!"
Unicron raised an optic ridge. "A fish tank?"
"YEAH THAT!"
Unicron sighed. "We are not putting Megatron in a fish tank. No buts! Only aquatic organic species are allowed in a fish tank."
Primus narrowed her optics. "I can make him into a techno organic aquatic species…"
"NO!" Unicron raised his voice.
Primus froze. Did he just yell at her?
"YOU GLITCH!" Unicron lost it. "What is your problem? Are you so self-absorbed you don't even care about the species and individuals that you are meant to be protecting! Shoving one of their sparks into an energon cube! What is going on in that processor! Are you stupid, or do you think that just because you are Primus you can treat others like that? I have put up with this behavior long enough!"
Primus stood there and watched Unicron stop off. "What's his problem?" She slowly walked to the throne and sat down. She checked the bond which he blocked. "Che. What an idiot." She mumbled. "ALRIGHT! We are going to be searching for something that is very, very, very delicate. So if you guys screw this up I will make sure your lives are a living pit!"
Unicron stomped down the hall. He lost his cool. That was only the second time he did that. The first was when Primus had refused to change Megatronus back from the cybercat she had made him into after he had called her a psychotic spark sucking demon. Why had he just lost his cool then?
Perhaps it is because Megatron reminded him of Megatronus, or maybe it was because of the lack of recharge. Who knows. Something had upset him though. Plus he lashed out at Pri Pri like that. He was recharging on the ground for the next ten Vorns at this rate.
"I'm such an idiot!" Unicron slammed his forhelm against the wall. "Ow…"
"I'm no doctor, wait, yes I am… Anyways, that seemed like it hurt."
Unicron glanced up to the mech. He was the one who Primus made freak out. "Your designation?"
"Knock Out. The main medic on the Nemesis." He greeted.
"Shouldn't you be looking after your leader? After what Pri Pri did I would not be surprised if it would be required of you to have to plug the mech up into some machines."
The medic seemed surprised. "I am afraid I don't know what is going on."
Unicron waved him off. "Not my problem. I have a lot more things to worry about. Oh, and please stop hitting on Primus. She is too naïve to know what you are hitting at." Unicron walked off.
"Primus?" Knock Out mumbled.