A/N: Oh gosh. I'm SORRY ! I'm so SORRY! I know its been a long time. But Here it is! So read it. Absorb it. Love it….. Ok that was weird.

Megatron huffed from his new home. "Will you at least tell me what we are looking for, you stupid femme?"

"Really?" Primus asked. "That's the best insult you could come up with?"

"Mute it, femme!"

"We are looking for the new Allspark. I will take it back to Cybertron with me, and rebuild the planet. Oh, and on my way back repair Pluto. I heard the humans declared it a dwarf planet because it was too small."

"The Allspark was Destroyed." Megatron argued.

"The Allspark cannot be destroyed. The Allspark was the energy held inside the cube, not the cube itself."

Megatron was silent as Soundwave walked into the room. "Yes, Soundwave?" Primus asked, a Purr laced through her voice.

"Objective: Found."

Primus smiled. "Oh goody! I knew I would be able to find it faster here! Where is it?"

"Object location: Autobot base."

"What?" Primus stared at the mech.

"Repeat. Object location: Autobot base."

Primus felt her rage building up. "FRAG IT! THOSE SLAGGING AUTOBOTS! HOW DARE THEY HIDE THE ALLSPARK FROM ME! FRAG THEM TO THE PITS! BETTER YET FRAG THEM UNTIL THEIR LOWER HALVES FALL OFF!"

Unicron had decided he calmed down enough to go apologize to Primus. He regretted this decision. He regretted it deeply.

"-FRAG THEM UNTIL THEIR LOWER HALVES FALL OFF!"

Did he want to know what made her so upset. No. Was he going to ask anyways. Probably, but only because he didn't know any better.

"What pissed you off?" Unicron slowly inched into the room.

"THOSE FRAGGING AUTOBOTS HAVE THE ALLSPARK!" Primus screamed as loud as she could.

Unicron sighed. "I'll go pack our stuff."

Primus smiled. "Thankies."

Unicron cringed. He wished she would stop accessing the World Wide Web.

"What now?" Unicron asked with his servos held up in surrender.

"I was hoping the squishies would let us through, not point weapons at us." Primus muttered with her servos held up as well.

"Listen here Decepticons! We are going to take you to the brigs, and you will do as we say or we shoot!"

"We are not Decepticons, but we are not Autobots either. Which means I have no problem stepping on your aft!" Primus growled.

"Pri Pri, will you just listen to them? This once."

"No! I want to see Prime! RIGHT NOW!" Primus stomped right in front of human.

"Primus, I must ask that you do not try to harm the humans." Optimus slowly exited the building.

"You have the Allspark."

Optimus nodded. "We have just come into possession of it after it brought many items from Earth's technology to life."

"I want it."

"You may not have it." Prowl exited the building.

"How about a fair trade?" Unicron asked.

"I do not understand." Optimus said.

"Well we will give you something, if you give us the Allspark. After all. Primus is the god of creation. I'm sure she can make you what you want." Unicron shrugged.

"Uni! I will do no such thing! My powers are being stored for the rebirth of Cybertron!" Primus yelled.

"But we obviously need the Allspark!" Unicron argued.

"Fine!"

Optimus looked between the two. "I will have to think this through, but the two of you will be free to stay with us while I decide."

Primus rolled her eyes. "What ever you fragging bolt for processors." She stomped her way inside the building.

"Again. I'm really sorry about her." Unicron mumbled following her inside.