He he… er… you guys are gonna laugh about this…. and I'm gonna ether be regretting it or laughing about this… sooner or later… 'cause I am going to be interviewing 100 people, things and monsters. Hahaha… funny right? NOT. But I'll do it for you. Go onto my profile and take my poll. I think I added every character… Just PM me if you want Rachel. There wasn't room in my poll :). Onto the story…

Disclaimer: Forgot last chapter… No more need for disclaimers 'cause I 'accidently' pushed Rick into Tartarus with his books, paperwork and all that… YAYYYY, and NOOOOOO!

My POV

I bought a regular video camera at a electronics store and I decided to tape my show with that piece of junk! Curse you Party Ponies! No cookies for you!

"I can't believe I have to do this…" I mumbled as I stood at the top of a waterfall. Elizabeth and Tia are still running, so I have to work everything by myself. I bought a satellite to broadcast my show. I turned it on and stood in front on the camera.

"Hi and welcome back to Interviews with Demigods! Sorry but my studio was burnt down by the Party Ponies. (Insert many cuss words of your choice here). Ok I got that out of my system… since I have no chains or anything I have to do things more diplomatically. By diplomatically, I mean have a picnic and hope for the best. If I need to I'll make some magical chains. So let's introduce… PERCY AND ANNABETH!" I announced. a picnic blanket with food appeared next to me, and Percy and Annabeth appeared as well, talking. Annabeth looked around.

"Hey. Where am I? This is not Central Park!" Then she saw me sit next to the both of them. "Oh no! Not you!"

"Aww… that's not nice! I just wanted to say hi! And obviously interview you! I'm the goddess of pointless knowledge!" I fake pouted. Annabeth frowned.

"Unless I'm mistaken, you are also the goddess of storms, cookies, Ignorance, AND ANNOYENCE AND EMBARASSMENT!"

"Annabeth calm down." Percy said. "Lets just try to… run?" Annabeth nodded. they got up and ran, until they hit an invisible wall. I lifted them up and sat them back down.

"Nice idea, but not good enough. Just let me do my thing. First question, for Annabeth. If Percy became a god, how would you feel?" I asked.

"I would feel, well, horrible. I would have felt abandoned, alone, ect." Annabeth was basically pouring out her heart. Awwwwww….

"Ok next question, for Percy. How would you feel if Annabeth joined the hunters?"

"Same answer as Annabeth's." Percy stated. I nodded. Too much romance! Time for other stuff.

"Ok, for Annabeth, what made you start calling Percy Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth smiled, as if happy to tell the tale.

"Actually, simple! I don't call him that 'cause he's bright, do I? He isn't dumb, he just is a little… blind. He doesn't see obvious stuff. He didn't see that I liked him for a long time. He didn't see that Tyson was a Cyclops. He didn't see…" Percy wasn't happy.

"Wait a second… I'm not blind!"

"Are too." Annabeth said.

"Gah! Give me a break! I'm not perfect!" Percy complained.

"Duh. But seriously, how did you not see how much I liked you!"

"Girls are complicated."

"No, Boys just don't try to figure us out. Life's a puzzle. No wonder life hates you!" Annabeth joked.

"Ok enough! Next question, for Percy. When you first saw Annabeth, how, in your mind, did you describe her?" Percy thought about this.

"Well… athletic, tan, grey eyes… Honey blonde hair…"

"Curled like a princess's…" I added.

"What?" Annabeth asked, more happy, than surprised.

"Err… yeah…" Percy admitted.

"Aww… too bad I have to annoy you… NEXT QUESTION! For both of you. How do you feel about your parents being locked in a dark closet together?"

"YOU DID WHAT?" They chorused. I smiled.

"Yup. And I never said anything about me…"

"Who needs to say? You're the only one who has the nerve to do that." Percy said.

"Good point. Next question. Percy and Annabeth. Have you seen the fanfictions about you?"

"Uhhh… no." Percy said.

"What do they say?" Annabeth asked. So I showed them all of the fanfics about them and other Gods, like Apollo/Annabeth and Percy/Athena. Percy ran over the edge of the falls and puked, and Annabeth screamed her head off, like she saw a whole bunch of spiders. When the finally recovered I asked them the next question.

"Ok, so… did you know that your ride in the Thrill ride O' Love is now on DVD?" I asked. Truth be told, I actually altered the happenings, so it looks so much funnier. I gave them each a copy and the front picture was both of them kissing. Another detail of mine.

Annabeth glared at me. "How many people own this?"

"Oh not too many… just about 124,573,584 people. That's just on Olympus." I admitted. I swear, I could see smoke pouring out of her ears.

"You are dead you little goddess. YOU ARE DEAD!" She took out her dagger and lunged at me. I easily sidestepped. I grabbed her wrist and twisted it. She screamed in pain. I took her dagger and pointed it at her throat.

"I'm close to becoming goddess of swordplay, as well. Now. I promised myself I would do this in a diplomatic way. Do I need to break that promise?" I asked kindly. Annabeth was rubbing her wrist.

"Just ask away. I think this is bad for my health."

"Good. Next question Percy. Do you like paint?"

"What kind of question is that?" He asked. "Uhhh… yeah?"

"Ok so you won't mind if I do this?" I asked, and then took out a paintball gun with blue paints. Percy stuttered.

"Oh gods…please…have mercy?"

"Nope." I gave him a blast of paint and then Annabeth some. both were knocked out. I looked at the instructions on the paint ball gun.

Wear protection gear. If you don't, the victim will be knocked out.

Opps. Ah… whatever.

"Looks like that's it for now! Or not…" I lifted up my markers.

Hehehe…

5 Minutes Later

Both of them were tied up, drawn on, and hanging off the edge of the falls. I looked back to the camera.

"Looks like my fun is done! Time for a commercial break! Stay tuned to see…" I was cut off by two blasts of light. from the light, Athena and Poseidon stepped forward. Oh gods.

"Going somewhere?" Poseidon asked angrily. I thought of an answer.

"Err…. yes?"

"Wrong answer." Athena snapped. They attacked me.

"Epp! Bye!" I said as I teleported back to my sky palace. I forgot I left the camera on. Double oh Gods…

Sorry if I didn't torture them much… but my friend has been annoying me telling me to write about my own characters. If you want me to, cheers! If not, oh gods… I'm gonna get hit by a blimp… (Ask Tia-AphroditeGirl for details about getting hit by a blimp.) Remember to vote! I need to know! Just PM me if you want Luke or Rachel. Remember to review! Bye!