Hi guys! I finally found a new iPod app that let's me write on the go! Yay! And everyone I have a very special announcement to make. Do not take it lightly. THANK YOU! Thanks for all of your kind reviews and ideas! Thanks to all of those who took the poll on my profile! So I decided when I reach 100 reviews, I will add a special chapter. (Details at bottom A/N)

Onto the story...

Disclaimer: How do I get Rick out of Tartarus?...

My POV

How could I have been so stupid? How? Why me? Curse you Athena and Poseidon!

Remember how I accidently left the camera on? Athena used that camera and stopped the transmitting signal. The show wasn't live, so it never reached the other viewers! I'm so STUPID! Styx.

Finally my studio was fixed. It was good as new. Even my chair was there! YAY! I sat down and relaxed, trying to think of who to interview. Then an idea popped into my mind! I called Elizabeth and Tia to tell them to get their lazy butts over here!

They got here late, wearing Hawaiian leis. Curse them.

They got everything set up. The cameras were ready, the viewers were here, and I had a few new ideas.

"5 minutes 'till show time people! Get moving!" I ordered. I was still kind of annoyed. They went on vacation without me!

Percy showed up, which was surprising.

"Hey Perce. What's up? Surely you don't want to be knocked out again!" I joked. Percy smiled. Then I frowned. He's too happy! Maybe he should have a blast of my Ultra Bolt...

"Listen. I heard about who you are interviewing, so I want front row seats. Plus, I wanna drop a rock on his head."

"It'll be 20 drachmas."

"Come on!" Percy complained. I smiled.

"For you, 15. And I'll let you use my weapon of power. A smaller, weaker version of the master bolt. Deal?"

"Deal!"

"Just go to the ticket booth and hand this to the lady." I handed him a small paper slip that said, 'V.I.P. Torture'. Percy dashed off, and I tossed my new drachmas in my hand. I could sell these on Hermes Auction Site for 20 drachmas each! 'Percy Jackson's Drachmas'... Not bad!

"In 5, 4, 3, 2..." I dashed onto the stage while the lights shone on me.

"Hello and welcome back to Interviews with Demigods! Today we have a few surprises, and a great interview! Let's welcome... APOLLO!" the crowd roared as the god materialized in chains.

"Hey... This isn't Cali." Apollo examined the area around him. I smiled and waved.

"Hi dad! And this place certainly isn't Cali!"

"Interviewing?" Apollo asked nervously.

"Yup."

"Take it easy on me."

"I wish that was possible. First question, how do..." my sentence was cut off when an angry 12 year-old girl burst through the doors, holding a jackalope by it's neck. That jackalope looks oddly familiar... No... She didn't...

"Don't tell me... Nico?" I asked, in a quiet, nervous, yet happy voice.

The jackalope nodded. So did Artemis. I smacked my forehead.

"Artemis... Do you mind CHANGING HIM BACK?" I yelled in disgust. She narrowed her eyes, but changed Nico back to normal. Nico curled up into a ball and shivered. No wonder. Artemis could scare anyone senseless.

"So... Artemis... Wanna come on up?" I offered. An extra chair appeared next to her brother. She sighed and plopped down on the blue chair. I walked over, hand cuffed her legs and hands, and sat back down. I smiled as if nothing had happened.

A long awkward silence. (Cricket, cricket.) I decided to ask my first question.

"So Apollo... Why do you call Artemis your baby sister?"

"'Well she is my little sister..." Artemis snapped up.

"I am NOT!"

"Are too."

"Not by long! We are TWINS."

"Seconds, minutes, days... Doesn't matter. If I'm older than you by milliseconds, still means I'm older."

"Stop being so technical!" Artemis complained.

"Ok next question! Artemis, why do you hate men so much?"

"Let me put it this way... They aren't pigs... Pigs are sensitive, kind and wise animals."

"I actually saw that saying on a bumper sticker yesterday!" I realized. Artemis smiled.

"That's my saying." she said proudly.

"Sweet! Now. Next question... Dad, did ya write any new poems lately?" I cannot believe I asked that question.

"I'm glad you asked!" I heard groans from the crowd. "Ahem... Tori interviews, we get very annoyed, Apollo is cool." I faked a smile, which was pretty convincing.

"Dad, the second line only has 6 syllables." I corrected.

"Oh. Umm… The guests get very annoyed?"

"That's better." NOT.

"Tori, do you mind hurrying up? I have to got back to the Hunters!" Artemis said. I nodded.

"Ok. just a few more questions. Artemis, how do you feel about Thalia's obsession of Green Day?" Thalia was in the audience now, but only because she wanted to see what I would do to Artemis.

"Oh. I'm ok with it. She's just a bit too obsessed with it… ok.. I lied… I hate it. I want to smash her iPod into a million pieces." Thalia gasped. Nobody, nobody, insults Green Day while she's in the room. Artemis saw the anger on her lieutenant's face and sighed, but remained silent.

"Ok time for a new segment, Torture Time! We just do things the old fashioned way! I promised Percy I would let him do the honors. Percy get up here!" I gave Percy my Ultra Bolt and a button.

"Click the button when you're ready to start." I instructed. He grinned and pressed the big red button. Two big rocks dropped on Apollo's and Artemis's heads. They were knocked out.

"Don't use the bolt yet. Here. And I'm helping you." I handed him my permanent markers. We drew on their faces! Never gets old…

5 minutes later

Percy and I retreated and admired our work. On Artemis's forehead, Percy wrote, 'Baby Sister' and 'I Luv Ares'. On Apollo's forehead, I wrote, 'In Luv With Thalia Grace!'. Gods, Artemis is gonna kill him, or, seriously injure him. And don't forget I gave them both beards, mustaches and swirls on their faces.

They started two wake up. I let them wake up. Apollo looked over at his twin. "Artemis, I thought you were virgin!"

"I am! Wait… YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH MY LIEUTENANT? What the (Bleeeeepppp)!"

"Keep it PG Artemis, PG! There are kids watching!" I screamed while laughing hysterically. Apollo was arguing about how he wasn't in love with Thalia, and Thalia was colorfully cussing.

"I am not in love with that (Bleep) Sun god! Tori you (Bleep)! Percy! You are so (Bleep) dead! What the (Bleep)!" Thalia cussed. I ran over and stuffed her mouth with grapes and sent her out the door. She was trying to scream, but couldn't. "MMM! MMMMMMM!" I ran back inside.

"Percy, bolt time!" I yelled.

"Wait what?" Apollo asked. Percy hit him with the bolt, and he was knocked out cold. Artemis was hit, but she kept cussing.

"Apollo you (Bleep) you are so (Bleep) dead! Or, er, gonna get seriously hurt."

"Elizabeth, throw me my tranquilizer gun!" She tossed me my weapon and I shot it at Artemis. She stopped talking.

"Ok so now to end torture time, I will lock Apollo in a closet with Hera, and Artemis in a closet with Percy. Let's wake them up." I leaned over Apollo. "Wakey, wakey… Dad get up… OH MY GODS LOOK IT'S VICTORIA JUSTICE!" That woke him up.

"Where's she? Victoria how's my daughter doing?"

"She's not here."
"Darn…" I leaned over Artemis.

"We're being attacked Artemis! Wake up! Boys are attacking!" I mimicked Thalia's voice. Her eyes snapped open.

"Rally the hunter's, then attac… hey!" She yelled. I smiled.

"I'm not torturing you anymore. I need you to beat up Percy."

"WHAT THE HADES?" Percy yelled. I tied him up and nodded.

"Yup. Good luck. Dad, you're up against Hera. She's in the closet already." My dad gulped.

"Wish me luck." He said as he dissolved and was sent into the glass closet. Everyone saw Him getting pulverized by the Queen of Heaven. Artemis was in the glass closet too, beating up Percy with her bow. And I thought she liked him… oh well. GIRL POWER!

Over the screams of mercy from the two boys, I announced, "That's all for now! Tomorrow, we will continue…" I was cut off when Thalia and Nico recovered.

"GET HER!" They screamed in unison. Oh no…

"That's all for now, BYE!"

This is the longest chapter yet! Did you love it? Soon, we will start episode 2! Remember to vote! Oh and here are the details for the special chapter. In the special chapter, I will include pointless interviews, Interviews that took a turn for the worst, and I will interview OCs created by you! If you want your OC to be interviewed, Review with the following information:

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Do this and I will interview your OC! You can enter more than one OC. And yes Tia I will interview our OCs! In a different chapter! NO BLIMP! Remember to review! Bye! I must now ambush ImAnIdiotButWhoCares with my army of fans! XD