OH MY GODS SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! But… Sweet! Finally! The special chapter is HERE! I want to thank all of you for reading this from the very beginning and… wait. I sound like I'm ending this for good. WHICH I'M NOT! Anyways… Thanks to my 100th reviewer.. (Gee this part's ironic for reasons I will not mention ;) ) SHAWNSONOFPOSIDEN! Congrats Shawn! =3 I'm happy. So for reviewing… have a batch of cookies! And the crowd goes wild! Woohoo! Yeah! *Cricket, cricket* Meanies. Shawn u rock, you are the coolest person on earth! (I will never stop Shawn, I never will.) (Now do ya get why it's ironic? Do you at least have a slight idea?) Love ya! (Now you better get it.)Anyways, lets get onto the story!
Disclaimer: I'm putting my plans to take Rick's story on hold, so I can post this story!
My POV
I clicked play on the Mexican hat dance CD and the lively music started playing. The cameras started rolling. And I started cheering.
"Hello and welcome back to INTERVIEWS WITH DEMIGODS! I don't think it can be called that anymore, can it? Maybe Interviews with gods? Interviews with Everyone? Interviews with… er… I'm getting off topic… Anyways… Welcome to this very special episode!" The crowd went wild with excitement, "Today we will be interviewing you! In celebration of being nominated for the Most Annoying Talk Show award in the 1,239,045th annual Olympus Choice Awards!" Another large roar from the audience, "Let's begin!"
I took out a golden jar and picked a piece of paper out of it. I read the name and smiled. Perfect.
"Let me introduce… CARLIE ROBERTSON, DAUGHTER OF ZEUS!" A girl with auburn hair and electric blue eyes appeared in chains. She looked around, her eyes analyzing the space around her.
"Is Peabrain here?" She asked cautiously. I tilted my head.
"Peabrain?"
"Justin Beiber." she replied. I shook my head.
"Dude, I wouldn't bring him here if I was given one million drachmas."
"Smart girl." She calmed down. "Ok now interview me. I know you. You don't scare me."
"Really? That will change." I raised an eyebrow. Nobody was able to escape me. Nobody. Not Annabeth-Nobody, not Percy-Nobody, not Odysseus- Nobody! Just plain ol' NOBODY! "First question. why did you ask me if Justin Beiber was here?"
"'Cause I hate him and I want to kill him. I want to rip his limbs from their sockets, tear his heart out, and stuff it down his throat. The, he becomes my dinner." she growled. I shrunk back under her murderous blue eyes, watching my every move.
"So…er….you… hate him?"
"No I love him!" She shot in a sarcastic tone. I glared. She was annoying.
"Next question. What happened when you first saw Justin Beiber? I heard about it in the news."
"That's a funny story… I attempted to kill him backstage… with a little kitchen knife. I brought it in, and I pretended I was a fan. he came to talk to me and I hurled it at his face. He ducked and was all like 'Woah, security!'. I stomped on his foot and he fell and broke it, then the guards came and dragged me away. Then there was juvie, a restraining order… lots a police people… And you get the point."
"That's pretty interesting. Time for my favorite segment, Torture Time! I have just the plan…" I lifted up Carlie and threw her in my closet. She was screaming the entire time. I pumped up the music. Soon, 'One Less Lonely Girl' was blasting at max volume. She was screaming inside, shooting bolts of lightning all over the place. She had a series of spasm attacks. Her bolts made my closet explode and she ran out of the door screaming, "I HATE YOU!". Maniac.
"Wow. That was… confusing. While we get this cleaned up, lets watch some videos! Here are a series of interviews that didn't work out so well." I clicked play, and my TV screens started showing my interview with Riptide and Backbiter.
"Take one."
"So, Backbiter, how did you feel when battling Riptide?" I asked. Backbiter fell over.
"Take two!"
"So Riptide, did you ever… Holy (Bleep)!" The two swords started floating in mid-air, dueling. I ran away, hoping to avoid the defective swords.
"Take Three!"
"Now that I've chained you guys down… how did you feel when you lost your battles against Backbiter, Riptide?" I asked. I knew the thing wouldn't answer.
"Well I naturally felt horrible. I'm a sword who likes to WIN!" I gasped. I ran out of the room, screaming like a little girl. That was the end of that interview.
Next was my interview with Annabeth's dagger. It did nothing. It just stared at me. (Not literally.) Finally I got so aggravated that I took it and threw it into the crowd. Annabeth got a taste of her own medicine. End of that interview…
Another interview I had was with Perses, Titan of destruction. Can ya guess what happened? Let's just say it involved a large fire, two fist fight, a fatal attack with the master bolt, and lots of police.
I stopped the clip. My magic got the mess cleaned up, easily. Now all I needed was another guest. But first…
"Now, guys, before we move on, I want to invite a few people up here to help me host such a big event. I would like to invite… Junie Carson and Kristen, goddess of discord and cookies! They will both help me today, so I won't chain them!" Kristen and Junie appear in two extra chairs. Kristen sat there like she was expecting it, and Junie looked like she was just fighting a monster.
"Take that you-Woah. where am I?" Junie asked.
"Hey Tori! What's up?" Kristen high fived me. We're awesome friends.
"Hey, Kris! You ready? Ah, why the Hades am I asking you… anyways. Junie, you're gonna help me host the show with Kristen."
"Sweet! Let's do this!" Junie cried. I looked back to the camera.
"Ok, now that we got that over with, let me introduce… Aria Marie Colton!" A girl with short caramel hair cut along the jaw line, hazel eyes, and a scared look on her face poofed into the chair.
"I knew my dreams would come true…" She muttered.
"It's you're lucky day!" I said sarcastically. She frowned.
"Hey sis… Get it over with."
"Fine. First question, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?" I pretended to pout. "I'm mad at you."
"I don't hate you. You just scare me…"
"Yay!" I cheered. I did a little happy dance then sat down. "Next question. Do you have any kind of phobia?"
"I have glossophobia, or stage fright." She stopped suddenly, realizing what she had done. Idiot.
"Torture time!" I screamed, before I could forget.
"What-no!" She screamed as I threw her onto a stage, spotlights on her, the crowd was silent, with buckets of tomatoes at their feet. Kristen and Junie handed her a microphone and started the music. She didn't exactly sing.
"I-I r-run-run… f-fr-from…." The words were jammed in her throat. I gave the crowd the cue, and they started shouting and throwing tomatoes. Aria screamed and ran off stage, as she was pelted by the fruit.
I don't know why people argue whether or not it's a fruit. What does it matter? Why don't they just choose and forget it? Ah… that was random.
"Poor Aria. Time for the next interview! Here is Jolie Nicole Alexandre, daughter of Aphrodite!" Jolie appeared in chains in the chair next to me. Her jet black hair flowed behind the chair, and her blue eyes reminded me of a fashion model. I hated it! She rolled her eyes.
"These chains, are like, so, not a fashion statement." Kris rolled her eyes and smirked.
"They aren't meant for fashion, they're meant to hold you down so we can torture you!"
"Too true." Junie smirked.
"Ah! What are you gonna do to me?" Jolie screamed. I let Kris and Junie do the honors. I really didn't feel like interviewing her. Aphrodite has my love life on speed dial. They clicked play on the clip, and it showed a child of Hermes stealing all the Aphrodite kids' clothes.
"Yes!" The child cheered softly as she hid the skirts and designer shirts in the trees. The eight year old skipped back to her cabin, but not before Jolie saw the girl. She raced outside, tripping over her nightgown. The campers stared at the messed up Aphrodite child.
Her hair could be compared to a rat's nest, her face looked so normal without makeup, and everyone saw an enormous zit on the back of her shoulder. Everyone snickered, and she realized.
"Ah! No, it's not what you think! STYX!" She ran into her cabin again, forgetting she didn't get her clothes.
Jolie was fuming now. She tore off the chains and walked up to Junie and Kris. She smacked both of them, and I just had to stop and admired the nerve she had. I sat down with a bag of popcorn and watched. CHICK FIGHT!
Kris was really mad. She kicked Jolie in the face, and we all heard a sickening crack. Nose broken.
Junie grabbed her scarf and tugged. but, Jolie wouldn't let go. They played a 'friendly' game of tug 'o' war with it, until it tore. Jolie knocked out my two hosts with two carefully aimed kicks. Ouch.
She stomped out of the studio, and the doors slammed shut. I could hear her cussing, even though she was a ways away.
"That was… odd. While I revive my two co-hosts, please, enjoy these Nico-Obsessed People videos! Brought to you by Travis and Conner Stoll!"
"Ok Travis, zoom in on me." Conner stood in front of the camera. "Hello people watching Interviews with Demigods! We were asked personally to find people to embarrass, and how could we decline. So here we are, trying to find Nico's secret lovers… oh, here one comes! Zoom in on Ella Smith!
"C'mon Nico! Just stay still! A little peck on the cheek can't hurt!"
"Yes it can! Now STOP CHASING ME!" Nico cried, running around camp as Ella make kissing motions with her lips. Ew. Conner came back onto the screen. He was frozen in shock. He fainted. The camera went back to Ella, who was now climbing on Nico's back. The camera dropped, flickered, and went black.
Another video my favorite spies made was one of a girl named Laurlyn. It shows her spying on Nico while he's training in the woods. Thalia snuck up behind her.
"Why are you spying on Nico?" Thalia asked, a little bit of anger in her voice. Laurlyn turned around and scowled.
"None of your beeswax. Leave me alone."
"And if I say no?"
"Then I rearrange your face."
"Good luck with that." Thalia growled. Laurlyn punched Thalia's nose, causing it to break.
"Why you (Bleep)!" Thalia screamed. She grabbed her opponent's arm and twisted, hearing a crack. Soon the two girls were fighting like never before. Nico emerged from the bushes, seeing the crazed girls fighting. Then everyone spun around and say Travis. They all glared at him and slowly approached. They covered the screen, so all you could hear was Travis' muffled screams.
I clicked stop, and my hosts were disoriented.
"Where… where am I?" Junie was holding an icepack to her head.
"Uh… in My Little Pony Land!" I lied as I kicked them off the stage. "I'm gonna split this episode into two parts. Before the break, I want to kick off the end of the first half with a large torture session! So here I have some of my friends which I would like to torture. Kris will be coming back on stage, so I don't know why I kicked her off… Anyways. Here are SAM, DEREK, KRIS, AND LILI!" My friends appeared in chains, and sadly, some of them were quite used to it.
"Oh no. I cannot believe you are doing this to us…" Derek muttered.
"After all we've been through!" LiLi pouted sarcastically.
"We feel real loved Tori!" Kris said, highly annoyed.
"Imma eat you." Sam threatened.
"Boys, attack Kris! Aphrodites, give her a makeover first though!"
"WHAT?" Kris screamed as she was being attacked by my favorite stylists. "NOOOOOOOOO!"
I threw my friends in my newly fixed closet. I blasted 'Baby', by Justine Peabrain. They all hate him. He's also Medusa' daughter… sorry. 'Son'. He cracked my iPod just by looking at it! I'm serious!
"MY BRAIN! IT'S MELTING!" Sam screeched.
"No, her brain has left the building." I smirked.
"PLEASE LET THE PAIN STOP!" LiLi begged. I shook my head.
"IT'S HORRIBLE! ZEUS PLEASE STRIKE ME DOWN WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!" Derek pleaded.
"DEREK YOU…." Everyone started, but it was too late. Zeus blew up my closet, but left the speakers intact. music blasted at top volume, and that was saying something!
"NO! NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO CLEAN ALL OF THIS UP, BUT NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR MUSIC? STYX!" The studio dissolved in chaos. The music was so bad, my cameras broke down, shutting off the connection.
Well, who knew music could do so much damage. And I seriously wasn't kidding about my iPod shutting down. It actually did when I was watching JB get hit by a water bottle. -_- well anyways. this is only the beginning of the special chapter, since I haven't updated in a while. So I will be posting all of your OCs in some way. Thanks for reading! oh, and I think my friends might want to say some things about their torture on a forum, so if they do, here is where they are most likely to say it: .net/forum/Camp_HalfBlood/78426/
Thanks again, and I can't wait to post part two!