"You'll be glad to know I found a hobby."
"Will I?"
"...I'm sorry?"
"Will I really be glad?"
"Yes!"
"Okay then, lay it on me."
"Okay...do we have any sugar?"
"Top shelf. No milk, though."
"Shame."
"So, your hobby. What is it?"
"Hmm? Oh, yes, that. I've signed up for tennis lessons."
"Tennis."
"Yes. Problem?"
"A multitude of them. You hate sport, you said so yourself."
"Wrong. I said I hated rugby, I didn't state that I had a passionate dislike for all sports."
"What makes you think tennis will be any different?"
"Less Anderson."
"...Ah. That would explain it."