Sup everyone I have really nothingn to say but I no own pokemon if I did ash whould have had some action if ya know what I mean

cherry's point of view

here I was, after I met up with the two human males they took me to this small town and brought me into a strange building. In said building was what look like a elder human male but he showed none of the infinite wisdom seen in other elder Pokemon like alakazam or absols, if ya ask me he seemed a bit loony. The human known as red calls him "professor oak" and the one known as bc seems to not have any problem with anything he is seeing dissipate him being from another world, one that lacks pokemon as a no less. I deiced to ask him some questions via telepathy to try to catch up to everyone else. 'Um bc can you hear me?' I asked as I was not the best with telepathy.

'I HEAR THE VOICES!' he thought showing me he was hearing me 'yeah cherry what ya want?'

'well where are we?' I questioned

'Oak's lab, Pallet town, Kento.' he thought almost roboticly

'Well why are we here?' I tried getting around his meowth and rattata game.

'Its one of life great mysteries, are we all some sort of cosmic coincidence? or is there a god up there watching us with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know but it keeps me up at night,' he thought obviously quoting some play he had seen and from the sound of it it was a distinguish play at that. 'anyway we're here cuss we really cant go around saying Im from another planet or your a legendary, we be captured and given to the M.I.B faster then you can say "final fantasy fan girl". So Red took us to the one man whom we can trust Professor Samuel Oak, and do not ask how I know his first name.' as he explained it to me the professor came in with a aura of childish energy.

"this is amazing! How on earth did you come here and become human, please I must know!" he said almost begging for the answer.

'I said we could trust him, never said he was normal' bc thought making me smile a bit at his joke. "To tell you the truth doc, we have no idea how i got here or why shes now human. If we did we'd tell you.

"oh... well then what do you think is going to happen? You cant really just seem to appear out of no where so you cant get normal jobs or even go to school." Oak said seeming a bit sorry for how hard our lives would be, and in truth he was right I had no idea how any human inventions work. A fact brought on by my oh so nice brother"

"well we could be trainers." suggested bc "Red could train us its not like he has anything better to do then have his butt freeze off."

"sorry, though I would if I could, there is not a sole on earth that would not recognize the 'lost champion'" red counted "And come on a alien, an ex-legendary, and a champion? Might as well make us shiny."

"Actually red that's not true" oak said rather hesitantly. "there is the region of Unova that has just opened up to tourism, it has its own league and is so far away im sure you wont need to worry about many people reconsigning you, but it is a long trip. And there have been some troubles there lately"

"Well i'd really like to go on an adventure, even if its dangerous as long as you guys don't mind" I said joining the discussion for the first time.

" I might as well I can finally get those damn fan girls off my back" red commented putting on his green back pack

"well then lets set forth FOR ADVENTURE!" bc announced jumping on top of a box and pointing to the sky like some hero, or a moron.

Several hours latter at vermilion city: bc point of view

'Just as I planed I was able to get all three of us to go to the Unova region,' I thought to myself, 'I'm going to be living my dream of being a pokemon trainer and im going to piss off a legendary. Nothing can possibly go wrong.' "shit." I said just realizing what I did.

"whats wrong?" cherry asked

"i said 'what can possibly go wrong'."

"come on that's a super sti-" red began before he was basted out of the way by a blast of power

"FILTHY HUMANS I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR PITIFUL REGION FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY SISTER!" shouted the one blue dragon I did not want to see.

"Whoa dude I haven't done anything to your sister the bro coed says you cant kill me till I make a move." I stated deciding if I was going out I'd go out with joke.

"OH YOU WILL DIE FIRST AND I WILL ENJOY IT TO AN EXTREME!" Said the mad dragon getting in my face. "ANY LAST WORDS YOU DISGRACE?" ?He questioned already having a psychic hold on my spine.

"Yup..," I began "is that a loopuny and a gardivoir making out over there?"I said looking behind him

"Where!" He questioned as he seemed to forget where he was and loosing his psychic hold on me.

"Bertie behind you!" I said hitting him upside the head with a pipe I found knocking him out. "Its time like this im glad for those fire-trucked up fanboys, trust me you two do not want to know." I sighed as I picked up red leaving Latios in the street.

"You know he will make it his mission in life to kill you right?" cherry questioned looking back at her unconscious brother.

"then im glad im going to a region really far away. Now help me with this dude hes heavy" it would seem that my adventure was going to be a very strange.