They were trekking ever determinedly up the side of the mountain. Hopping over gorges, tip toeing through swamps, and climbing over boulders the size of the Weasley house, such as the one they were currently standing on, waiting for Draco to find a way to clamber up without sullying his already too far gone robes.

"Just do it, you sissy!" Ron shouted down at the blonde.

"Who are you calling a sissy!" Draco yelled back, slightly muffled from the way his face was pressed into the stone.

"YOU! YOU SISSY!"

Harry sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Not this again. Hadn't it just happened last chapter?

He jumped in surprise as a loud CRACK echoed in the small canyon they were standing in. Ron's eyes widened and he looked around. "W-what was that?"

Hermione inched closer to Ron with wide terrified eyes and gripped his arm, "Ron..."

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

Ron looked down at her and his jaw dropped, "WHAT!"

His loud shout echoed of the steep cliffs, leaving a moment of utter silence behind, before a spine tingling rumble started right below their feet.

"AHHHH!" they heard Draco scream, his fluorescent blonde head bouncing off into the night as he ran the opposite way.

"Not good..." Ginny muttered in shock as the boulder beneath them started to roll, following after Draco. "Not good!"

The wizards on top of the boulder scampered backwards, trying to keep atop it and not get squished by the huge behemoth of a rock as it picked up speed, jarring into the sides of the canyon.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MALFOY!" Ron yelled into the air, his legs pumping with the difficulty of keeping up with the punishing pace set by the rock.

"RON!" Hermione screamed as she slipped and swiftly disappeared beneath the rock.

"HERMIONE!" Turning around, Ron too disappeared over the edge.

Harry and Ginny ran neck and neck, panting furiously.

Getting inspiration from Hermione, Harry yelled over the rumble, "Ginny!"

"What?" she yelled back.

"I-"

But an unfortunate and sudden turn in the canyon cut off anything he might have once said.

Darren stood atop the canyon, bouncing on the balls of his feet with his hands folded behind his back. He shook his head. "Very sad and unfortunate indeed." He spun around and moseyed onwards towards the mountain. "I wonder if Voldemort will pay me in money or Tribbles?"

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-breaks out into insane laughter- I really couldn't help myself! I wonder how many people I fooled? Hmmmm...

No, this is not the end of Harry Potter and the Vampires. Just a strange, rather cruel prank on my part. You see, in between writing fanfictions I would copy fanfictions to preserve it in my possession forever and thereby save them from mean authors who do things like this ^ and sadistic robots supported by the Fanfiction uppers such as Redbootton. Upon the realization that Redbootton exists, I have spent the past few hours copying my fanfiction and will not stop until they are all safe (the ones left, anyways, I'm already missing 600 :( ).

I'll be posting another chapter at some point, it's in the works, and no one dies (yet) ^-^. Promise. This fanfiction still has quite a few chapters to it and you have my word that they will exist. Sooner than later no one knows.

Ciao!

-Neko