Magical Helper
Vincent Plum is here inside Joe Morelli bathroom on a mission. He is a much misunderstood man, truth be told, and not exactly the pervert everybody thinks and believes he is. He always has a way—a way, not a thing, mind you—with animals though he's not really an animal lover. And he looks like a weasel because he has been a weasel for 13 days, 13 hours, and 13 minutes.
You see, Vincent made a very wrong wish years ago, and ended up waking up inside the weasel display area of New York's Central Park Zoo one hot humid summer night as an one-eyed weasel named Buck. When the big white grumpy duck came out of nowhere and spoke to him in perfect English with a heavy Texan drawl, Vinnie passed out in a dead faint and bumped his head. And when he finally accomplished his quest and woke up again in his human body, he had already become a bounty hunter and married to Lucille. He also obtained the ability to see, hear and sense things normal people don't believe and can't notice, and became sort of an unpaid secret agent for the...Magical Community.
"Eew." Vincent Plum frowns at the too hairy naked male body in front of him. He can see why his cousin's pet hamster is so upset. Joe Morelli is definitely developing a very promising beer-and-pizza belly, and those tangled body hairs, the strong body odor and that ugly eagle tattoo—never get a tattoo when drunk, people—can be traumatic to innocent, inexperienced small animals like Rex. He reaches into the pocket of his robe for the small bottle of magic gel his handler(the famed duck, who else?) gave him and begins breathing with his mouth. He knows perfectly well that he's paying for the stupid mistake he made a long time ago. He's somewhat glad and grateful the powers that be intervened in time and stopped him destroying his life. And now he will officially start his task as Rex's magical helper. By waxing Joe Morelli.