AN: okay... i seriously need some help. if anyone has any ideas for this fanfic, or if you want to see something happen, just... message or review it to me. I'm sore today, i stayed up so late to do chapter 2, russia beat the crap out of me after i posted it...

Russia: da, you need sleep shedule made!

Me: i don't like sleeping... as JTHM would say, I detest sleep. I've better things to do

Russia: *raises pipe*

Me: *cowers in corner as baltics just watch*

China: Stop that aru! *stands in front of Russia blocking pipe with his wok and ladle* You do not harm her! She has done nothing wrong. Plus we need her to finish the fanfiction aru.

Me: thanks Yao... here's the third chapter... enjoy my crappiness...

Holly asked for the boys to leave so the girls could talk privately, and they obliged, saying they had a movie to catch, and that if the girls wanted to they could tag along. Holly waved them goodbye, and waited until they were out of site before she began."Okay, seeing as how i'm at both America's and Germany's, i'lll do UsUk, and Gerita, Courtnei, you live with Vash, so you get Auswiss. Emily, you live with spain, so you get Spamano. Regina, you live with Poland, so you get Poliet, and Steph, you live with Russia, so you get Rochu."

"What! Why do i have to get Rochu! I see it all the time whenever Yao is over! I mean, Ivan runs around wearing a pink thong! pink! and then he chases Yao around, and yao's only in his pants, and one time Yao was wearing a red thong! A RED THONG! i can't even sleep at night because Yao is so loud! There were a few times when i walked in on them as well! Yao was tied up on one, Russia had nail marks down his back on another..." Steph trailed on and on about it, and they were all imagining it, all of them getting a nosebleed. Steph realizing this, stopped her rant, "France naked on top of you!" everyone's face changed colors, all most as if they were all getting sick.

Holly was the first on out of her sickness, "We should all be on our way now." she looked behind at where the boys had gone off to, "maybe another time we can go hang with the boys. but for now we have a mission!" they all nodded, "and steph, since you seem to not want rochu, ill take rochu, seeing as how i'd be the only one able to stand within fifteen feet of Russia with no problems. Instead, you can take UsUk." Steph nodded in agreement, happy to be rid of having to watch the russian and chineese man go at it, and be forced to watch.

I walked up to the door of the englishman's home. No car was in the driveway, so knocking on the door, with no reply, I opened the door and set to work. I went straight for the bedroom, and set all the cameras up. just as i finished, i heard a noise from downstairs. I ran out of the room, hoping to get out soon before getting caught, when i saw them, Francis had Arthur up against a wall, pulling his clothes off, and kissing like no tomorrow. with no where else to go, as they were quickly making their way up the stairs, i ran back into his bedroom and hid in the oversized plant in the room. I watch as they entered the room, fell onto the bed, and were quickly starting their activities. I cursed, realizing that i had to start all ready, and barley even prepared. I carefully snuck my hand into my bag, and pulled out a digital camera. carefully turning it on, i hit play, starting video taping all ready.

Francis slid a hand down the englishman's chest, down his thigh and around, behind and he slipped a finger inside the englishman's puckered hole. "Bloody hell francis! couldn't wait for the lube could you?"
"Ma cherie, there is no time for the lube. we both want it right here right now, and if we wait any longer, we both will go insane."
"Bloody hell..." arthur moaned, as another finger was added. soon a third finger was added, and Arthur clutched onto the frenchmen, trying to relax, but making little progress.
"just... Fuck! Just shove it in and let me have it!" Arthur yelled, frustrated obviously.
"Honhonhon... eager are we?"
"You bloody damn right i'm eager. now get on with it frog!"

I cringed, never had i heard Arthur like this, the cursing yea, but not so eager and demanding for it. Francis, moved up on Arthur, and shoved himself in the englishman, who cried out, gripping the sheets. I felt something wet under my nose, and when i wiped it away i realized it was blood. I shook my head, and went back to holding the camera steadier. France thrusted into Arthur, hard and fast. moans rising louder. I thought i heard someone downstairs, but that wasn't as important as the right here, right now. Then out of nowhere, the door opens up and in walks Alfred. "Hey, fran..." he stared at the scene before him, and Francis stopped to see who had walked into the room, Arthur groaning, and hiding his face with an arm. "Uhh... alfred, what are you doing here?"
"how many times do i have to tell you i hate being called Alfred. it's just Al." the dark haired boy shifted his feet slightly. my heart skipped a beat, and beating faster, hoping he wouldn't catch me in here.
"Anyways, i was looking for you to let you know that the meeting was changed from France to Spain. It was a last minute thing so i thought you would want to know ASAP, but apparently, you were busier than i expected you to be..."
"well thank you, son, i appreciate it, can you leave so that i may finish?"
"not with me you ain't you bloody frog!"

I sighed, realizing that i wasn't getting the yaoi i had hoped for. i leaned back against the wall, not listening to a word that was said. then out of nowhere, the bushes were pulled aside, and staring down at me was an amussed france, and an irritated England. "What are we doing ma cherie? you are right alfred, someone was here in the bushes."
"i...i...ican explain." i stuttered, not sure of how i was getting out of this.
"then please, do pray tell." england gritted out. I stared at him, unsure of what to do, when out of nowhere i hit him and france upside the head with a pipe, and ran past Al, who seemed to have been shocked to see me. I ran out of there as fast as possible running for Hungary's home.

Once there, i burst into her house, tape held out towards her. "i...got...something...but...it was...interrupted... by al..."
"al as in Francis Alfred, or america?"
"Francis."

Hungary watched the tape, getting a nosebleed herself, but was very upset and angry at the fact that they didn't continue. "you have done well Steph. you are the first to bring me something. Kiku!" thge japanese man walked into the room.
"Yes Elizavetta-san?"
"give her something to eat and drink. she has come all the way from england to show me this."
"Hai! come this way please."

I stared at my father's room, not sure of what to do. Auswiss... holly had told me that it was hard to aquire seeing as how Vash probably booby trapped his own room. 'but you have me and Liechtenstein living with him, why would his room be booby trapped?' i thought. I took a deep breath and was about to open the door when liechtenstein called me. i jumped turning to her. "J...Ja?" she smiled.
"I'll show you where to put the cameras so Vash does not find them." I smiled widely as she opened the door and lead me inside, and pointed to where the cameras go. I couldn't beleive that of all the not so innocent things Lilly could do, it was watching yaoi when Vash wasn't home.

A/N: Okay, sorry for the late update, i had a dissagreement with fanfiction before it was updated and then i had what we writers sometimes get called a writers block, so i ended up writing other stories. then i finally got Fanfiction to agree with me writting this chapter, though it is much shorter than i ahd figured and my first idea i SWEAR was a whole lot more epic than this, but sadly i could not remember it. so this ended up being a short one, hopefully the next chapter will come sooner, and be lot more epic than this one.

Liechtenstein: Ja, i'm glad i made an appearance.

Me: Oh lilly, i can't have a story with switzerland without you in it!

Switzerland: Get away from her now *cocks a rifle*

Me: heh heh heh... now now vash... no need to get all... violent...

Switzerland: i know you were in my room, so what were you doing in there!

me: technically Courntei was in your room, not me.

switzerland: oh... Well you told her to!

Me: *sigh* some people never think do they?

Steph: Nope. they don't. would you like me to get belarus or russia?

Me: Nein... i'll face him alone... sadly...

Steph: until next time!