-Butch the Babysitter

After playing Ultimate Hide and Seek my brothers and I decided to split up the three Puffins, since they were worse united. Brick split us all up. I got stuck with the crazy one, now there all crazy, but Buttercup is the one that always tries to kill people. For no understandable reason, I would say she was raised by wolves, but I would be insulting myself.

"I wanna go to the playground!" She ordered me. I looked back down at her, she glared at me. It was like we were trying to read each other. She wants to know how far she can get before I snap. That's not going to happen.

"Alright let's go to the playground." I agreed as I snatched her hand. I got in the car and placed her in the back seat. Everything was pretty calm until I turned on the radio. She started singing the song that was currently on. I turned off the radio and she started whining. I gave her my wallet to calm her down. I was glad she finally shut her mouth, but of course she started talking before I knew it.

"You dwiving too fast, I don't wanna go that fast!" I sighed and slowed down. She was content and started kicking the back of my chair. I was driving so slow the car that was once behind me honked its horn. After minutes of honking the driver decided to cut me, but not before confronting me. It drove right next to me. I noticed the driver was an elderly woman.

" Hey you drive like an old bitch!" She yelled at me before driving off. I sighed. I have a bad feeling today is going to suck ass.

"Turn on the wadio!" Buttercup started kicking my seat once more. I twitched and turned the music on. "I don like that song." She complained. I changed it from techno to country. She didn't like country either. I turned it to Lady Gaga and she was off screaming her song.

-Po-o-o Pwoker Face Po-o-woker Face-

I was really starting to get embarrassed. Here I was driving in a car listening to a six year old scream Lady Gaga. This is driving me crazy.

-He be mwin he be mwine to he no read my pwoker fwace-

"Great I'm stuck in traffic, that means 3 more hours of this crap." I said to myself.

-I wanna roll with him how happy we be-

"Oh my gosh, somebody please help me." I jabbed my hands into my hair out of frustration.

-Brick the Babysitter

I decided to go to the dollar store, I needed to feed the little brat, and since I have no idea what little kids eat I think I'm just going to buy her some chocolate. Of course there has to be a freakin line.

"Hey look Santa on wacation!" Blossom said as she pointed at a man with a white beard and mustache wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He glared at me and I just shoved Blossom away from the guy.

"That man is not Santa… he's just really fat." I wispred in her ear.

"Hey mwista why you so fat?" Blossom blurted out, loud enough for everyone at the dollar store to hear. The fat man stared at her and back at me. He really did not look very pleased to have been told the truth about his appearance. He walked up to me and I literally had to look up to him.

"Next time watch what your little sister says to people." He said with his eyes welling up with tears. He walked out of the store mumbling something that sounded like "I'm not that fat". I looked back at Blossom to see if she was fazed at all.

"What a baby." She said as she crossed her arms. The line was moving pretty slowly and Blossom being the big mouth that she is went up to a woman with three kids.

"Hey miss how mwany Barbie Dolls did you use to mwake those babies?" I grabbed her by her arm and covered her mouth before she made another person cry. The woman hit me on my head with her purse and never looked back at me until she bought her supplies and left. One of her children lifted the middle finger at me. The other two stuck their tongues out at Blossom. She recoiled the action. I turned her around and told her to ignore them. It was finally our turn to buy something. I told Blossom to choose between 10 kit Kat bars, 20 Mini Crunch or 15 family sized Hershey bars. She chose the Hershey. That was going to be their dinner. We left the store and Blossom skipped out while holding my hands.

"Cwom on skip with me." She asked. I really didn't want to skip. What if people see me like this. My reputation would be ruined.

"Um..no thanks I rather not." I told her. She glared at me.

"If you don skip I going to make you look like Boomwer." She warned me. I frowned remembering the day Boomer first brought them home.

Flashback

Boomer finally came home. He opened the door for the girls to hop out of the car. He led them to the boys apartment. He opened the door and entered.

"What the Hell happened to your face." Brick said as his brother walked in. "Who are they?" He said as he pointed towards the girls. Boomer was afraid to look at a mirror.

"I told you they are the Power Puffs." He said as he shoved them into the apartment. "Does my face really look that bad?" He said as he felt it.

"We didn't think you were serious." Butch admitted. "Oh and yes your face looks like a piece of shit." He said as he changed the channel in on the T.V.

"Gee thanks man, now I feel so much better." Boomer said as he climbed the stairs to go to his bedroom.

"No problem." Butch answered. "Hey what's up with them?" Buttercup was jumping on the couch, Blossom was chewing on an electrical cord, and Bubbles was trying to steal the remote from Butch.

"I think they want to watch something else." Brick suggested. "Here pass me the remote." Butch tossed it towards Brick.

"I think they might want to watch something like Elmo or whatever." He changed the channel to Sesame Street. Buttercup ,Bubbles, and Blossom all rushed to the floor and placed their faces right in front of the television. When Elmo's world came on they all started singing in unison.

La la la La la la Elmo's world! All three of them sang.

"Someone shoot me please." Butch said as he covered his ears. Brick agreed.

End of Flashback

"Hey Eawth to bwick!" Blossom said as she waved her hands in my face.

"Uh..yeah?" I asked. She glared at me and made a sassy pose.

"I told you to skip with me!" I sighed and braced myself. I grabbed her hand and we both merrily skipped to the car. I looked back to see if anyone had been watching. To my dismay a really hot girl had viewed the incident and was staring at me like I was crazy. There goes my dignity.

-Boomer the Babysitter

I had decided to stay home. I was too embarrassed to go outside with a face like this. My hair still hadn't grown back. I still had some marker drawings on my left cheek that just wouldn't go away. Every now and then I got the urge to kill little Bubbles for being so annoying, but then I would think of the older Bubbles and how she wouldn't appreciate being killed by her boyfriend. I'm even sure we are going out anymore. Unless you count going to Chukee Cheeses a date. I'm so glad I managed to get her to sleep. It's about time. The whole day so far she was being a spoiled brat. Asking for more or less of everything.

-More Cheese , no less cheese, I twold you I don't like Cheese!-

That was how lunch went, and then she peed on herself and started hiding from me because she thought I would be mad. True I wasn't really happy about it, but I wasn't going to beat her up over it. I ended up doing little girl laundry for the first in….never. I felt like a mom or something…and trust me if you're a guy and you start to feel like a loving caring mother there is something wrong. It's just not normal. It's weird. By the time I was done with the laundry I found her sleeping on the couch, with her blanket. I don't know what's the deal with her and that blanket. I wanted to get her to a proper bed so I decided to slowly take her out of her blanket. Not my smartest move. She started kicking and screaming demanding for her blanket.

I immediately handed it back to her and let her sleep on the couch. I wonder how Brick and Butch are doing.

-Meanwhile- Brick-

While we were in the car I decided to let Blossom have some chocolate, besides I could not handle another round of whining from her. She took one bite and then another, before I knew it she was screaming and yelling….with joy? I wasn't sure. I think she was high on chocolate or something. Is that possible? I sure hope not, because I can't handle her in the first place, if she has a stimulant it only makes things worse.

-I'm a bananwa , I'm a banawa !-

Why is she randomely singing? Oh great I'm so screwed.

-Banawa powa banawa powa!-

"Dammit shut up!" I told her. She started crying. I groaned.

"Waaa haaa, you meanear!" She said as she stuffed her mouth with more chocolate.

"Calm down, please I'm sorry just don't cry okay?" I begged. She kept crying. To top it all off it started raining.

"Oh look its waining." She pointed out the obvious.

-wain wain go away come again another day-

Well it's better than having her jumping up and down singing the banana song. I never want to have kids, ever.

-Butch-

After hours of being in the car, we finally reached the park. When Buttercup got a good look at the place she was impressed. I wanted to sit on a bench and just sleep, but she forced me to play tag with her.

"Tag you it!" She flew into the sky. I looked up at her then back to the bench. I decided to go to the bench, of course she wouldn't allow me to do so. I had just sat down on the bench and felt like closing my eyes. They were so heavy I just had to rest. Buttercup flew back down and walked towards me. She stared at me and stared at her. Again we were trying to read each other. Then out of the blue she slapped me across the face.

"Get up you pwaying tag with me!" She said as I looked at her like I had just been slapped in the face by a six year old. Which in fact I had been.

"I'm not going to take orders from a six year old brat like you." I told her. She looked like she was about to cry.

"Y-you….you called me a bad wod!" She cried as she pointed at me. I rolled my eyes and picked her up. She flailed slightly. I sat her down next to me.

"Okay listen up, if you give me just a couple minutes of sleep we can play tag until you get knocked out." She thought through what I just said and nodded her agreement. So I fell asleep on the spot. Before I knew it I was sleeping, with Buttercup snoring by my side.

~whole thing with the fat guy looking like Santa Claus actually happened to one of my friends. ~