Thank you for all your ideas, I'll keep them in mind.
The whole condom thing, I'll consider for sure.
The girls will turn back to thier original selves at some point, just not yet. For now I'm having too much fun with the six year old PPG. :)
-Brick
When I got home I found Butch and Boomer sitting on the couch watching T.V. I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. They weren't trying to get Bubbles or Buttercup to sleep; they were just relaxing on the couch like the good old days. While I still had Blossom with me still wide awake off singing the banana song again.
-I'm a banawa I'm a banawa!-
"Hey guys, what's up." I walked up to them. Butch raised an eyebrow at my direction, Boomer smiled.
-I'm a banawa I'm banawa!-
"I see you haven't put her to bed yet." Butch stated the obvious in a cocky tone.
-Banawa Powa banawa powa!-
"Why does she keep repeating that?" Boomer pointed towards Blossom. I shrugged.
-B-a-n-a-w-a!-
"Maybe she really likes bananas?" I suggested. I tried sitting down alongside my brothers, but Butch kicked me off the couch. "What the fuck man?" I asked.
-Go banawa go banawa!-
"We did our jobs today, now it's your turn to put your little demon to sleep." Butch explained. I groaned in complaint.
-banawa G-O!-
"Blossom stop with the banana, and come with me you're going to bed." She frowned, but she followed me to her assigned bedroom. I led her to a bed that she jumped into. I tucked her in and turned off the lights. I was about to tip toe my way out slowly, hoping and praying that she would stay asleep. I went down the stairs and sat back on the couch. Butch and Boomer stared at me knowingly.
"What, she's asleep." I said innocently.
-Whaaaaa haaaa I'm scawd of the dwak!-
"Really, because that doesn't sound like sleep to me." Butch said as he placed his feet on the table.
"Dude we eat there!" Boomer protested. Butch just laughed.
-Whaaaaa haaaa!-
"You're such a girl Boomer." Boomer looked offended. I decided to walk back up to the stairs to put the little monster to sleep.
"Excuse me for not wanting to taste feet every time I eat lunch." Boomer let it go and decided to pretend like it wasn't happening.
"Hey Blossom, are you okay?" I asked her as I sat next to her. She slapped me across the face.
"What was that about?" I asked in astonishment.
"That for asking a stupid qwestion, do I wook okay to you!" She raised her hands in the air to make her point clear. I sighed and kept telling myself that she was six years old.
"Tell me a bed time stowy!" She demanded.
"Okay chill out, um…once upon a time there was a dude and he liked this girl and…uh." She stared at me expectantly. "The dude was really…uh….well….the end." I finished on an awkward note. She raised an eyebrow at me in a questioning tone.
"Lame, that was the wost stowy ewer!" She crossed her arms. "I wanna real stowy, with womance, and evewything!"
"Okay just let me think of something." I placed my hand under my chin.
~The Fable~
Along time ago, like before I was born there was this one dude.
-Was he fat?-
"No he wasn't now shut up and let me tell you the story."
So there was this one dude, we was the hottest guy ever, all the girls were crawling over like ants on a picnic. He was a Prince. Every girl in his kingdom was madly in love with him, and he would always have fun at night, everything was going great until one day when his blond haired brother informed him some startling news.
Boomer: Hey dude Butch and I were doing our normal scoping of the kingdom to make sure every girl was still in love with you, and we found out something unreal.
Brick: What could possibly be wrong?
Boomer: Well there is this one girl who really hates you dude.
Brick: Yeah right Boomer.
Boomer: It's not a lie man, you can ask Butch yourself.
Brick: You're right I should ask my smart brother not the dumb blond.
-Hey that's no nice-
"I told you to shut up didn't I this is my story."
-Okay fine-
So the handsome, smart, sexy, flawless, awes-.
-Okay I get the point-
Anyways the Prince went to seek his awesome, but not as handsome, brother. He approached him with the problem his blond brother had informed him.
Brick: Brother, I have some odd news to inform you about.
Butch: is it about that one girl that hates you?
Brick: So he wasn't bluffing?
Butch: I'm afraid not.
Brick: Who is she and why doesn't she find me irresistible?
Butch: Her name is Blossom, and she seems to hate you for reasons unknown.
Brick: But how, and why? I mean what is there to hate about me?
-What isn't there to hate about you-
I glared at Blossom. She stuck her tongue out at me.
Butch: Like I said, don't know don't care.
So the Prince decided to meet this mysterious hater of a girl. He was going to woe her into his arms if that was the last thing he did, and it would not be. He left his castle with purpose in his step; on the way down the stairs he met a young girl. She looked to be about five years old. He waved at her and she kicked him and ran away.
Brick: Ah children, so young and so naïve.
He walked back down to the ugly side of his castle, where ugly poor people lived. He passed a few homeless people and didn't as much as toss them a penny.
Brick: Oh hello my good sirs how are you?
Homeless men: We are tired and hungry.
Brick: Wonderful to meet you I'm Brick the Prince this kingdom and ruler of your every move.
He walked past the two men with a care free attitude and a one track mind. He finally found himself standing in front of a door that was filled with writing on it. Odd phrases were written like "Read my lips no more children!" or "I will shank you!".
Brick: How nice of the locals to decorate.
He knocked on the door three times and waited for an answer.
Blossom: Buttercup can you get the door please!
Buttercup: It's your turn to answer!
Blossom: We don't take turns!
Buttercup: Yes we do, remember?
Blossom: Since when?
Buttercup: Yesterday...
Blossom: Whatever I'll just answer the door since you're too lazy to do it yourself
So the auburn haired woman opened the door and her eyes were met by the least expected person. There he was flashing his perfect smile, with his bushy orange hair, and an ego the size of that fat guy from the dollar store.
-Wow he must have a weally big ego-
"You got that right."
-Wait what's an ego-
"I don't have time to explain."
-Yes you do!-
"Just listen to the story alright?"
-sowwy-
"Yeah you better be."
She looked upon the man with disgust
Blossom: What is your selfish butt doing here?
Brick: My dear, I have come to say hello.
Blossom: Well I came to say goodbye.
She was about to slam the door and go her own direction, but he stopped her.
Brick: Please hear me out my lady.
Blossom: Why should I, you're only going to woe me into your arms then toss me like a piece of trash.
Brick: No I wasn't I was going to...
Blossom: Go ahead tell me I'm wrong, I dare you
Brick: Okay you're right.
Blossom: Thank you, now do the rest of the world a favor and get out of my sight.
So the sad Prince went back to his castle and was sad for the rest of all eternity, The End.
-What!-
-That wasn't a happy ending-
"Yeah your right, that was my ending, now shut up and go to sleep."
Boomer and Butch's Convo
Boomer: Dude we can't go on like this, we are running out cash.
Butch: I know man, they are eating up our money like there was no tomorrow.
Boomer: We need a plan man; we need to rob a bank or something.
Butch: Dude you're a genius! That's the perfect idea we can rob a bank.
Boomer: Dude what are we going to do with the little girls?
Butch: We can take them with us, all we have to do is give them some masks and black suits, teach them to use a gun and we are set.
Boomer: Dude why?
Butch: Why not? Think about it, if we raise them to be bad they could be our allies instead of our enemies.
Boomer: Whoa whoa whoa, stop there, raise them? Hell no!
Butch: Well we don't know how to change them back. Do we?
Boomer: True but that doesn't mean we have to raise them, right? I can't handle doing this for 12 years.
Butch: We should probably wait for Brick he would know what to do.
Boomer: Good Idea.
Thank you for all the support, I hope I'm not making the story cheezy or anything.