"So we all agree right?" Boomer and Butch nodded. "Okay tomorrow afternoon we get them ready, that means that the entire beginning of the day is left for us to make them the bad ass six year olds." All three of the boys' fist pumped.

The next day-

"Bwossom, hey Bwossom! Buttercup announced with a loud whisper. "Bwubbles she not waking up, what now?" Bubbles didn't answer; she grabbed some spare chocolate from the previous night. Bubbles handed her sister the chocolate and waited for Buttercup placed it close to Blossoms face.

"Um….uh….chwo…chowcolate…." Blossom mumbled in her sleep. Buttercup and Bubbles stared at her expectantly. "Chocolate!" Blossom hoped off her bed. She snatched the chocolate from Buttercups grasp and went on her way to devouring it. She started eating it while Bubbles and Buttercup analyzed something very unusual.

"What is that?" Buttercup asked. "Is it awive?" She poked at it.

"Ew Buttercup don touch it,what if dangewous?" Bubbbles suggested. Blossom had finished her Kit Kat bar and went back to see what all the commotion was about.

"Gwuys what you doin?" She asked as she shoved Bubbles out of her way.

"Hey, I was sitting there!" Bubbles protested.

"I don see you name on it!" Buttercup grabbed the unusual object and decided to show it to Butch. Bubbles and Blossom were still busy bickering over the spot. Butch was sleeping on the couch when Buttercup came running down to him. When Buttercup found Butch asleep she started to worry.

"Butch, wake up, wake up." She slapped him on the face. He was trying to ignore her. "Butch you okay, wake up, wake up!"

"Dammit I'm awake!" He yelled as he opened his tired eyes to meet Buttercups.

"Why your eyes so green?" She poked one of his eyes. "Your hair looks like girl hair." She pointed out.

"Well you know what, your hair looks like guy hair, now cut to the chase, why did you wake me up?" He cheked his watch. "At 3:13 a.m. in the morning." Buttercup lifted the unknown item and placed it on Butch's face.

"What's that?" She asked. He grabbed the object and threw it on the ground.

"Please don't tell me you just placed a used condom on my face." Butch pleaded. Buttercup was lost.

"What's a condom?" She persisted. He sighed and rose from the couch.

"Okay I don't have time for this. This is a condom people use it to have other people." Buttercup seemed even more confused.

"But I thought that Barbie dolls do that?" She asked.

"Who told you that?" Butch said.

"Bwoomer." Buttercup sat down next to Butch. He bent down and grabbed the used condom and threw it in the trash.

"What a girl, Boomer didn't have the balls to tell you that babies come from other people not Barbie dolls." "Okay Buttercup I'm about to tell you something you will use throughout your entire life." Buttercup looked attentive. "The truth is people have sex."

"What's that?" Butch smirked at her.

"Well a girl and guy get naked and the girl lets the guy enter her and-.

-Bubbles stwop it that my hair!-

-That what you get-

"Great the other demons are awake too now aren't they?" Butch said as he rose from the couch and started walking up the stairs, leaving Buttercup alone to let the fact that she has just been scarred for life.

"You two stop fighting!" Brick demanded as he separated the two girls. Bubbles was still trying to bite Blossom. Blossom was crying and bleeding.

"I need a break from this crap." Butch said as he carried them down the stairs. Boomer and Brick were still sleeping. Boomer was in his bed having a dream that was slowly converting itself into a nightmare.

-Boomers Dream-

Bubbles was hugging me with fear while we were watching the movie. I must say I was quite enjoying it. Mostly because of all the attention I was receiving from it. Everything was perfect. Brick and Butch had moved out, I have a house. The coolest car and enough money to feed each continent every week for the next 10 years. This was definitely the life. I was eager for the movie to end. Being hugged is nice, but nothing compared to being loved, if you know what I mean. She was getting confortable and I turned off the television.

"So….what now?" She asked with that shy blush of hers. I grinned, she knew exactly what was going to happen.

"Playing dumb aren't you?" I asked as I played with her ponytails. She looked up at me and started making circles on my chest. Before I knew it she had me pinned down on the floor. I was expecting her to kiss me passionately or something like that, but instead she ended up falling asleep on me. She just randomly dropped to the floor and started snoring. I slipped away from under her body and moved back to the couch. She was sleeping like a baby. In fact she was starting to resemble a baby too. It was….strange. She woke up and started crying asking for a pacifier. I wasn't sure what to do.

"I wanna watch Sesame Stweet!" She ordered. I looked around for the remote, but I wasn't able to locate it.

"Oh crap what do I do know?" Then I woke up, sweat dripping from my forehead like Niagara Falls.

"That was the worst nightmare I have ever had in the history of forever." I hopped out of bed. I guess I should probably get ready for the real nightmares. I almost forgot that today is the day we are supposed to be preparing them for the robbery. I honestly don't think their cut out for the job, their too….stupid. I mean seriously I don't think anyone will be able to take us seriously if we bring three six year old girls. They'll probably be too busy asking us stupid questions like how old are they and what not. But we sort of don't have a choice, we need the cash, and this is the only way to get it. Without killing someone….hopefully.

"I want cocoa puffs!" Blossom raved.

"I want Lucky Charms!" Buttercup said as she glared at Blossom.

"I want Frosted Flakes!" Bubbles demanded. Butch was getting a bowl of Honey Bunches while the three of them started reselling each other over some dumb cereal box. Honestly they were idiots. All three of them. Always fighting, it almost reminded him of people he knew. He dismissed the idea. He wouldn't know people that crazy….right?

2:00 p.m. - Jojo apartment-

Brick-

"Alright so, we have a surprise for you three." I said as I clapped my hands to get their attention away from SpongeBob the dumb ass. They all looked at me expentantly.

"Are you going to give us money?" Buttercup asked.

"Maybe." I answered.

"You ganna give us more chocolate?" I frowned at her. She flashed a creepy smile.

"You ganna play capture the fwag?" I thought about what Bubbles just said and nodded.

"I guess it is sort of like that, expect the flag is going to be a big-bag-of-money." I ended my sentence in a sing song way. That's what happens when people watch way too much Barney.I clapped my hands together. "The best part is …you get to use these neat toys!" I flashed a convincing smile as I showed them the guns, knives, and disguises.

"Yay we get to play dwess up!" Bubbles ran towards the masks and camouflage outfits. "I wove the outfits!" She said as she touched the fabric. Buttercup looked at the gun. Then picked it up.

"Whoa what does this do?" She placed her finger on the trigger. "It's so shiny!" Blossom picked up the knives and pretended that they were swords.

"Now I can be jus like Peter Pan!" "Take twis captain Hooky!" She stabbed the air. I stood by and watched then explore their new weapons. Boomer was getting the car ready for the robbery, while Butch prepared lunch boxes. Damn it's like were moms or something.

"Now you three be careful with those okay?" "Only use them to kill others, not yourselves." I ended with a fatherly tone. They all nodded. I knew something was going to go wrong at some point, but I didn't mind, we need a little mayhem once in a while to keep us all from going crazy. So I did the unthinkable, because it definitely did not require any thinking on my part, I left the kitchen. I left the girls, alone together, with a gun a knife and some clothes. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Whatch out it's the six year old Hustlers :O