"Uhh…guys I think Betty might be pregnant." My eyes widened at Boomers words.
"What?" Butch exclaimed. "What in the hell would make you think that?"
"Well she says her head hurts and she sounds in pain." Boomer reasoned.
"That doesn't mean she's pregnant, maybe she's constipated." I face palmed myself. I'm completely surrounded by idiots.
"Bwick, the weed lady is bweaking!" Mini Blossom pointed out, and we all turned our heads towards what used to be Betty. Man was it gross. Her head was splitting into to two, and some creepy old green hands appeared. If I wasn't so cool I would have thrown up on the spot.
"Ewweww!" Bubbles yelled at the sight. Buttercup started mindlessly kicking in 'its' direction. You would think someone with that much energy would at least bother to aim right?
"Well I guess we are going to have to leave this fight for another day." I said dismissively. Butch nodded in agreement.
"Are you kidding me, I've trying to get you two to stop fighting for an hour and it takes someone turning into some a grotesque event to stop you guys?" Boomer said, as his voice rose at the end of his sentence. I shrugged, Butch picked at his teeth a little. We didn't really care.
"Whatever we have a situation on our hands might as well deal with it." "Besides it doesn't seem as if Buttercup is making any progress." Butch laughed.
"Bubbles, Blossom, both of you go say hi to Betty while my brothers and I kick her ass into oblivion." Boomer and Butch fist pumped. The girls nodded and proceeded to greeting the odd figure. The Blue hands that had first been showing had evolved into an undead magician corpse.
"Gwoss, he all old, and ugwy, and OLD!" Bubbles said as she did the traditional chick fight slap. Butch aimed for its head blow after blow. Boomer tried to fight the beast too, but Buttercup 'accidently' kicked him in the nuts." He recoiled and curled up on the ground sobbing and mumbling what I'm pretty sure were curse words. I laughed despite myself. Blossom even in her 6 year old age, scolded me about how 'childish', and 'immature' I was. I laughed even harder, mostly because she didn't say half of the words correctly. I decided to sit back, watch some cable, and wait for the beast that used to be Betty to be put down. I rose up and grabbed some beer, while watching Americas Funniest Home Videos. None of the vids even made me chuckle, but it was better than watching my team get their ass kicked.
-3 hours later-
"Hey are you guys done yet?" I yelled as I rose from the couch. My muscles were sore from being in the same position for so long.
"Hello anybody here?" I called out, but no one answered. I could tell the place was a mess, probably from the fight. Or maybe our poor sanitary conditions, or both, who cares. I'm assuming going to assume we won, but they could have at least cleaned up all the body parts. I think I might have just stepped on a foot. I shivered.
-Meanwhile-
"Wow Ice cweam with popcorn, pop tarts, and popsicles all in one!" Blossom said with excitement, as she dug spoon deep within the ice cream. "Thwanks a bunchies!" She said between bites.
"Well it was your idea to ditch Brick after we made that thing explode." Butch said as he bit into his hamburger.
"Yeah I wuld hav drawn bunnies on his fwace, but that was good too." Bubbles said as she ate her eggs and toast.
"Yeah that idea was beast Blossom." Boomer said. Everyone stared at him with a facial expression that read what-the-fuck? "Don't tell me you guys have never heard of the term 'beast'.
"Well duh, but you use it funny." Buttercup said.
"I was trying to say that her idea was cool, awesome, you know a good idea." Butch shook his head and patted his brothers' head.
"Dude, no…just no." They all laughed.
"Hey between me and you guys, I think Brick look like a girl with his hair." Bubbles said. Blossom, and Buttercup nodded.
"He need to shave it or something." Buttercup said before eating more of her chicken noodle soup.
"But then he look bald." Blossom said.
"So?"
"Well, then he look ugly….well uglier." She said.
"At least he won't look gay." Bubbles added. Butch burst into laughter. They all followed.
"How do you even know what that means?" Boomer said after he calmed down.
"We not stupid, I hear you talk at night." Bubbles said. "You guys nasty, talking about bad wods and girls." She pointed her fingers at the both of them.
"Well were older than you, so deal with it." Butch said. He called for a waitress.
"How may I help you?" She asked him with an all too wide smile. She had dark brown hair with purple streaks. She looked about the boys' age, and wore the store uniform. Butch looked at her up and down.
"Can I have the bill." He asked.
"No problem that will be…" She paused as she tapped her fingers on her calculator.
"Fifty five dollars and seventy five cents in change please." She handed him the receipt. His eyes grew twice their size.
"Um this can't be right." She bent down and checked the receipt once more.
"Oh I'm terribly sorry sir; this is your actual bill." She smiled and handed him a different receipt. He twitched slightly and said he needed to be excused, but not before handing Boomer the receipt. The waitress walked away.
"Come on Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup we need to talk outside, alone." He said as he started at his blond brother. Boomer nodded. They left and he took the time to chek out the bill. He turned pale.
"CRAP!" he yelled loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear him. He felt eyes on him and apologized with an awkward smile.
"That damned Butch leaving me with a bill of two hundred dollars!" He mumbled to himself. The waitress appeared once more, this time instead of smiling she looked concerned.
"Sir are you alright?" She asked.
"I'm fine, just take this check and if it bounces that's my problem." He said without making eye contact.
"T-thank you sir." She said slightly frightened. Boomer rose from his seat and stormed out the door, he was going to kill Butch. By the time he reached the outside though it was too late. Butch had taken the girls and left. He sighed.
"Inhale…exhale…inhale…exhale…of fuck this." He jumped into the sky with so much force he left a deep crater on the concrete.
"BUTCH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" He yelled into the sky.
I know this Chapter was short, forgive me ( I haven't had much time for this story). Plus I've been adding quite a bit of yelling haven't I? Too much? Oh and for those who were wondering about Betty I hope this answered your questions.