Im in a good mood now,just seen a moron walk into a pole with his I-PAD,damm funny.
Anyway,time to murder more ponies!.

Ponyville highway:10:34AM.

I walked along what looked like a highway,although there was only carts with horses...pulled by horses which was quite weird. Some horses also had wings and even horns. Im enjoying this,cant remember taking any drugs. By any chance this was a good dream,I even felt the cold!.
"What if this isnt a dream...and Im stuck here...with a bunch of retarded horses".I said outloud,wondering what if it wasnt a dream.

Either way,my shoes were getting worn out after over three hours of constant walking and killing,I had already run out of apples and "Ponyville"was more than just a village or I would be very annoyed."Hey you,what are you?".A bunch of...army horses?approached me,with some kind of weird spears.
"What are you,your a horse and your talking...retard".I answered back,curious to what was going on. I started walking quickly awa.With chopper hidden I might be able to make a run for it and gut anything that gets too close.
Well in the end,I didnt get far as I was lifted into the air by a army horse with its magical horn of magicness."Let me down,or...Im going to fucking kill you horse!"I shouted at it,midly angry."SHUT IT,you will be transported off to canterlot and tired for".The leader of them held out a clipboard read out a few facts about where I would be transported to. He didnt finish it as he looked like he was having trouble saying it.
"For...desecration of the evertree forest,and the cold blooded of 23ponies,colts,fillies and mares and stallions".He finished it and I was promtly knocked out by some kind of his retarded horse magic.

Canterlot trail chamber:13:23.

I woke up in chains and was hackeled to a large wall while hundreads of these...horses?,or were they ponies... I think pony is more fitting. Right so I was being..."trailed" by hundreads of ponies,some of them were judges,some were jury and a large one looked like the one that was going to kill me.
"Take your time,Ive been on death row for two years now".I shouted manically,attracting gasps from everypony in the room. Apparently it was a mystery that I could even talk.Shit wheres chopper?.
I couldnt feel chopper in my clothes,even though my hands were tied I could have felt my beloved knife,but she wasnt there. "Listen four legged creature".A powerful voice of authority echoed around the room.

All of the ponies were on thier kness,since mine were not tired I was probberly expected to bow down to this...large white and with the most stupid maned pony I have ever seen. "Bow down to princess Celestia creature..."One of the "guard" ponies next to me agriely whispered. "Thanks for the horses name dumbass".I kicked him and her fell over forwards.That was funny.

The princess after around a minute of ponies bowing down to her,came over and stared at me. I stared back motionless,giving her the look of death that entered the fear in people when I looked at her.Aha,shes looking back...royalty or not your fucked when I get out of this. Apparenlty my glare worked and she lost the staring contest.
"I dont know what are you,but Im thankful I dont".She roared,blowing back her massive mane and reavealling both eyes.
"Im a human,guess you dont know what that is huh..."Celestia". I delebriatly said her name last and suggestive. That really put the spear up her royal arse.
"You come here...murder MY PEOPLE and then ACT like its not your fault,DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT WHO YOU KILLED!".She screamed,upset that I was annoying her.
"Well listen here "pony",nothing you can do will change my mind,and when I get out of these chains...Im going to give you a piece of chopper".I slowly said back,infurtiating the princess.
"Oh no you wont,cause your little knife is right here!".A rainbow mane coloured pony shouted out,holding out chopper.
"Tell me,have you ever heard of capital punishment,cause I bet this is what you were destinated for orginally you could son of a bitch".Celestia hoof slapped her,I felt my nose bleed and my right eye went dead.Your going to pay for that.

"You think your going to live dont you...".She spoke again,smug and confident that I would be crying by now.
"Yes I do,becuase this is nothing compared to the electric chair Celestia,call me John cause thats going to be the final thing you hear".I replied,enjoying this convosation.
"We have a electric chair,I was going to execute you myself...but being fried might just suit you...John".That was the last thing I heard before I was knocked out again for the second time in the day.
I swear that a bunch of ponies,six of them was staring at me...