Ohh sounds like Celesitas pissed,well the review,I laughed...more gore GOT IT!.And now for the feared electric chair...bzzzzzzz.


Canterlot Dungons-Electric chair "Sparkle box":18:23.

So Im strapped down to a electric chair,what I was intended for on death row,although I never imagined that Celestia,and six ponies who were grouped together and a bunch of others had come to see my excecution.
Wait,the rainbow coloured pony still has my knife...little does she know,it only likes me. I may have a way out.
"Human John,you are sentenced to death by electruction for multiple murder and desecration".A offical looking pony "offically"said,reading from some parchment.
Celestia looked at me,all smug and conifdent that I was going to get my just desserts.
"Any last words...John?".She asked me,leaning in so I could see her pupils and her make up. I looked her in the eye."You know Celestia,in my world you would look like a prostitute".I laughed at her,feeding off the ponies hatred.

"Im going to enjoy watching you die!".She used her magic to pop one of my eyes,I felt the eye come out of the socket and roll around on the floor.Never had much use for that eye anyway,looks like Choppers ready to go.
"My two foot long knife wasnt any ordinary knife,after murdering a bunch of priests,I had prayed to the dark gods to bless my knife with thier unholy powers,and so when it felt hate and anger,the knife could act on its own,not to mention that it had acted on its own accord several times in the past.

One of the Ponies saw me looking at it."Hes useless without his little knife,throw it away this instant!".Celestia commanded and the rainbow maned pony did just that. Unfortunalty,Chopper didnt want to go.

As soon as she threw it,Chopper turned around and buried herself in the ponies ponys throat was cut out as the knife went deeper and deeper until it was fully inside her. "Abomaination,QUICK kill it!".
And so I was electrified. The burning sensation of cooking to death was annoying to say,I felt my veins pop and my blood my organs felt ready to blow and my chest expanded. But I didnt die. Even though I was on fire and litreally burning,I wasnt at all bothered,since there was just a dream. The audience looked shocked as I didnt die.
"..."Celesita didnt say anything,as Chopper was pulled out of dead ponies mutilated body."Hey Celestia,say Equestria!".My knife was glowing red and my idea came out.
"CHOPPER".I shouted before she could say it. "Equestria".The deed was done as the knife heard it from another being.

The lights went black and infused by the power of the dark gods,I took of my chains and stood my knuckles and hearing the snap of joints,I rasied out a open hand and Chopper flew it,with her in my hand I felt ready to kill again.
The lights came back on and I flew at Celestia."An eye for a eye".I remakred,grinning at her terrifed expression. Since she was stunned as I cut out her eye ball,all the other ponies were.
Siezing the chance I picked up Celestia and strapped her in the still running electric chair,her screams were amazing as she was killed by her own execuation systems. She didnt stop screaming until her mane went crispy and fell off,only then did the other ponies realise what was going to happen.

I sliced through the five ponies like they were nothing,soon Chopper and I were covered in thier blood,next targets were the royal guards that came down nervously to check.I pounced on them like a big cat after its prey.I ripped heads off and disectaed thier bodys quicker than I had ever done.
IIIII...AMMMM...HUNGRY.Choppers denomic voice roared and I let the knife destroy all of Canterlot in a mass of black tentacles and wires.