This is an actual discussion between me and my sister, when she was trying to sleep before we started the ideas. It really kicked us off, but we didn't originally want to add it. So, here you go! But watch out, your Taru side might show! Mine did.
Disclaimer: Hotaru: I'm bored.
HK: Just disclaim it.
Hotaru: I didn't do it.
HK:C'mon...
Hotaru: HK didn't do it either.
HK: Whatever. It'll do.
3) Bored
"Shinrei?"
"What?"
"I'm bored."
"Go to sleep Keikoku."
"I can't. I'm too bored."
"Count sheep or something. I'm trying to sleep."
"…Shinrei, there aren't any sheep inside."
"What?"
"You said to count sheep. Where are they?"
"Inside your head, baka."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wouldn't they eat my brain?"
"You don't have a brain, Keikoku."
"Oh. Okay."
"…"
"Shinrei?"
"What now, Keikoku?!"
"I'm still bored."
"Just shut up and try and sleep!"
"…Why?"
"It's night, Keikoku. Go to sleep."
"I can't."
"Well, if you don't shut up, I'm going to rip out your intestines, tie them in big knots, shove them up your nose, rip them out through the back of your head, stuff them up your ass, pull them out through the top of your empty head, choke you with them and make you eat them!"
"…"
"Keikoku?"
A tiny snore was heard.
"Damn."
Taihaku: I'm sure those two don't know how thin the walls are.
We didn't have the last bit, but we both agreed it was fun. So R&R!