Dammit, I'm too lazy to wait for more reviews... This is a bit short, but blah.
6) Bigger than you
"I'm bigger than you, Shinrei."
"What?! How would you know something like that! You are so not bigger than me! But how would you know? You haven't been watching me shower have you? Sicko!"
"I'm taller than you. By 4 inches."
"Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?!"
"Didn't I?"
Taihaku says: I don't know why Shinrei always jumps to the worst conclusion.
R&R! Just because I'm lazy doesn't mean I don't value your opinions. Unless you are extra-homophobic, or have rabies.