No, this isn't the boys complaining that it's not fair. Different fair.
9) Fair
There was a fair in the Mibu castle town. Predictably enough, the Mibu bros had to go. At least once. And, by some fundamental error, Shinrei was given some money and told to look after his brother. Later, Fubuki was checked for insanity, but that's not the point right now.
"Shinrei?"
"Yes?"
"Can I have some cotton candy?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"It'll make you fat and weak."
"Will not."
"Will so."
"Will not!"
"Will so!"
"Then let's try it. Prove me wrong, Shinrei."
"…are you trying to play me, Keikoku?"
"Wha?"
"Right, of course, you're too stupid for that. Okay, here you go."
"Mmmmm…"
"…Keikoku?"
"Hm?"
"Can I have some?"
"No. Mine."
"I gave it to you!"
"Get your own."
"Fine, I will. Mine's bigger!"
"No fair!"
"Too bad."
Taihaku says: Yes, Shinrei was played. And the brothers and their hyper antics destroyed more than half of the castle town.
Those poor people… freakin' awesome!