Originally, I was only going to add up to 10… but then there was this.
11) Labels
"Why do you think Coke is so good, Keikoku? It tastes horrible!"
"Yeah, so?"
"We just spent half an hour arguing! Why did you say you like Coke?!"
"I don't. But the label is a better colour."
"…Keikoku?"
"Yes, Shinrei?"
"You are an idiot."
Taihaku says: If these idiots are the last hope, the Mibu are doomed.
Yeah, Taihaku told Shinny he was the last hope of the Mibu in book 20... remember that one? The one where Yukimura tickled Shinny and then shit blew up... Hee.