A/N This is a random story that popped into my head just now when I was thinking about the fact that none of the Yamis seem have to last names, or in Bandit King Bakura's case, a first name.

"Bakura,"

Said Thief King looked up, though the action was meaningless in his Soul Room. Nevertheless, the teenager went on, probably realizing that the spirit must have heard him, even if he did not supply a verbal response.

"What's your last name?"

"…What…is my last name? As in, my family name?...It's Bakura you dense little boy," the thief muttered moodily.

"That's…my family name…"

"Hm, really? I had no idea, it's not like I am your ANCESTOR or anything," the spirit spat sarcastically.

"Well…I know, but…I didn't know that it was your family name too. I mean-you always want to be called Bakura so I thought that was your first name. I wasn't even really sure you had family names back then-"

"Then why did you ask?" he snapped.

"I just…wasn't…then what's your first name?"

"My given name?"

"Yeah,"

"None of your…I don't have one!"

Ryou raised an eyebrow, "You don't have a given name?"

"It's none of your business! Leave me alone…"

"Alright, Bakura."

A/N It's just occurred to me how funny it would be if Bakura's first name was Ryou as well. Anyway, I have no idea where this came from…