To all that have read the first chapter –thank you.
Le author:o mg I am backkkk! And I have a new iphone 6 omggg I am so lucky.i was a little sick I have written this during my doctors seems I have anal infection,who knows why?
Now back to my story and MY plot.
Now it is time for me to put i because my readers are wayyy to stupid to realise from which POV I am writing,
MEGATRON POV.
As I slowly walk down my slave ship full of free work force and racistly colored vehicons I spot two drop georgeus know after 2 million years of sollemy using my hand to rub a fan created genetalia component you get horny.
I walk to them like it is in the middle of the summer and my balls are stuck to my leg and I also puff the not so sexy but by fans standard hot chest out.
GEORGEUS ME:
Because I am dummm I mean smart to notice how big I am ,I remain obblivius just to to give my readers an tottaly expected plot twist.
Well me and my sister are jus casualy chilling in the middle of the enemies hallway like a dum npc and waiting like the idiooo I mean the smart persones ,personas,persony ( sory to mah reders I do no know ho to spell dat)we
MEGATRON POV:
As I come up behind the two femmes I whith out question why they are here start flirt with them like an old pervert
''''''''''''''''''''may may may may may look what e have here,two geurgeus feeme,one is even more beautiful than the other'''''''''''''''''''''''''
The other one blushesss like a hot chillie pepper dung after a taco bell visit.
Oh she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beautifulll.
MY SISTER POV(my deranged brain can't come up with a name so I'll ask the readers for it)
Omg what an ugly toaster,I'll hit one of the most powerfull and evil guys around with my hand and expect it to fall in love with me .ughhhhhhhh men are such pigs.
But he is hot.
Omg I am a ROBOT! What a plot twist!
I have now blown my readers away with this plot singnales the end for this chapter!
Also the beautifull one was me! Who would have known!
Please only nice reviews only.i have cancer .bye
real author:remember this is a parody,it is not meant to offend.