This is the third chapter, there will be one more, then the story ends. this is a nonprofit based parody of transformers fanfiction stories that are written on the fanfiction syte. any other products that are copyright based do not belong to me, as I said this is non profit based.

Le auhor NOTE:omg I can't believe you guys!you don't know th

e true art of story is great and my grammar is awesomner.i was deeply hurt with your rewiesss .fuck you blambeeblyc0ck227 I have a tubercolose cancer,how can you be so rudee.i am thinking of abbondoning this story.(but I won't because my deranged desires need to tear your eyes out and corrupt your wievs on toasters)

ME POV:(also beautiful)

I can't believe my sister,she is just standing there being dumb and

Sitting like a dung pile covered in metal and pink vomit.

I am much smarter.i doly dance my way down the nemesis to the space noodle bridge and sneak by soundwave like the little bitch I am.

I am sure that the cmera equipped soundwave did not see hi hi hi hi that stupid soundwave

Suddenly tentacle porn ensues.

*censored for readers sake*

He lets me go with terrible scars that will ahunt me forever. Buuuu buuuuu buuuuu we are scars buuuu.

I secretly enjoyed that hihihih,and will splap you with another expected plot twist again hehehe.

Some time later I find myself falling thru the air and screaming my robot vagina aout.

But fear not the old and trusty vibrator prime is here and air sex with starfucker ensues.

We fuck with inposible poses that my 12 year old mind has come up.

Also big boobs and co0ks

12 years later:

The war is over because we fucked the war out of the two sexhonkers ,primevaginator and megafuckinatortron.

I will also put in our new names that have moon,shadow,or my personal favourity striker in it.

We also have dog like babies and we both run away with sideswipe and sunstreaker while being fucked senslesly.

There is a love pentagon going on and someone dies….not me though,I have orgies and I fake my condolescens while fucking with the victims hot brother.

Everyone loves me here and I finnaly forgot my less beautiful sister that has overshadowed my whole dunged up life…..

SUDDENLY DARK ENERGON PINEAPPLES!

Le author:woah so like dis comments,need my anal dose gain.

Real author: this parody summons up the marry sue fics that I have read and they all have mostly the same cliché is all meant for fun and all commentary is welcomed, even the hate ones. One more chapter to go.