I'm back with another chapter. Please enjoy! :)
Kurt Hummel has unfriended Tina Cohen-Chang.
Harry Potter-Dude, that's not cool.
Kurt Hummel-She slept with my boyfriend! :(
Rachel Berry-Yeah but, they didn't...you know...oh, you know what I mean.
Draco Malfoy-What just happened?
Jesse St James-I totally agree.
Kurt Hummel-Jesse, your not even my friend.
Harry Potter-Jesse, do us all a favour and just drop dead. Sooner rather than later.
Ron Weasley-I agree with Harry. Sorry :(
Draco Malfoy-I'll repeat again. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Rachel Berry-Kurt deleted Tina as a friend because...you already know.
Jesse St James-And this is why I left McKinley.
(Hermione Granger and Quinn Fabray likes this)
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Rachel Berry-Guys, me and Jesse have a announcement to make.
(Brittany Pierce logs off)
(Quinn Fabray logs off)
(Santana Lopez logs off)
Draco Malfoy-What's the announcement, man-hands?
Finn Hudson-Fingers crossed they have broke up.
Rachel Berry-Me and Jesse are breaking up because he cheated on me with some other girl.
(Finn Hudson, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy and 12 others like this)
Ron Weasley-YES!
Draco Malfoy-Thank God!
Finn Hudson-Which means Rachel and I can date again. :)
Hermione Granger-Um, Finn, no.
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
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Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are in a relationship.
Santana Lopez-Ew. Man hands and man boobs? No.
Draco Malfoy-I knew this was coming! :(
Brittany Pierce-Hey dolphin!
Draco Malfoy-What Britt Britt?
Brittany Pierce-You're a dolphin, you know they're like gay sharks. :)
Draco Malfoy-...
Harry Potter-I'm not even going ask what you're talking about.
Draco Malfoy-According to Brittany, I'm a dolphin which doesn't make sense.
Rachel Berry-Me and Finn are back TOGETHER!
Santana Lopez-DISLIKE!
Ron Weasley-Total dislike.
Quinn Fabray-Santana, get over it.
(Hermione Granger likes this)
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Noah Puckerman, Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley are in a relationship.
Harry Potter-Dude, how did that happen?
Finn Hudson-Two girls! Seriously?
Brittany Pierce-THREESOME!
Cho Chang-Brittany, that's totally inappropriate.
Santana Lopez-*vomits*
Quinn Fabray-Two *cough* girls!
Draco Malfoy-WHATTTTTTTTTT!
Ron Weasley-I'd never though I'd type this but AWWWWW!
(Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray and 34 others like this)
Rachel Berry-Hi fellow Glee clubers, what did I miss?
Santana Lopez-Puck, smart-ass and ginger kid n.7 are a threesome.
Rachel Berry-Okay...
(Brittany Pierce likes this)
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Mercedes Jones-I saw Kurt and Blaine crossing the road, holding hands!
(Rachel Berry, Lavender Brown and 7 others like this)
Kurt Hummel-We weren't holding hands! I was just helping Blaine cross the road.
Draco Malfoy-How old is he? 3?
Santana Lopez-What a lame excuse! You just said that cause you're embarrassed to show that you love him.
Blaine Anderson-He just helped me across the road. I swear on my goldfishes life!
Ron Weasley-Seriously? Your fucking goldfish?
Mercedes Jones-Santana is completely right. Who holds hands while walking across the road?
Santana Lopez-See, I'm an expert on love, cheating, and sex.
Kurt Hummel-Is that all?
Santana Lopez-Well what do you expect? that I'll be expert at sewing leg-warmers and ugly sweaters that will be suited for Man-hands and give flyers in front of a restaurant? Not cool.
Rachel Berry-Hey, how did I suddenly become the topic of this conversation?
Draco Malfoy-No idea.
New part coming soon. Let me know what you think. :)