Sorry it's taken so long to update, I've been focusing on my other Fanfictions and I got bored so I thought I'd update.
Draco Malfoy is in a relationship.
Draco Malfoy-Finally found the love of my life. :)
Hermione Granger-I feel sorry for the person who has to put up with you.
Draco Malfoy-Actually, we're both very happy to have found one another.
Kurt Hummel-Let me guess. Pansy Parkinson?
Draco Malfoy-Nope, my new girlfriend is so much better.
Santana Lopez-Stop boasting, ferret and tell us who she is then we can give her an award for not throwing up.
Draco Malfoy-Ha ha, very funny Santan but I don't care.
Harry Potter-Just tell us who she is.
Draco Malfoy-Everyone, meet my new girlfriend.
Apple-Hey, I'm Draco's new girlfriend.
Santana Lopez-O.o
Noah Puckerman-What the fuck?
Draco Malfoy-She's gorgeous, isn't she?
Santana Lopez-You've finally lost it you nutter!
Hermione Granger-How is that even possible? Apples can't type! Apples can't talk!
Kurt Hummel-He's finally lost it, Hermione, that's what's going on.
Santana Lopez-You're mental! How the hell are you supposed to have sex?!
Draco Malfoy-Oh trust me, I often shag my beautiful apple :) all you have to do is cut a h-
Kurt Hummel-STOP TALKING PLEASE!
Hermione Granger-I think I'm gonna throw up...
Apple-Ignore them, Draco, they don't understand.
Hermione Granger ismad at Draco Malfoy.
Hermione Granger-I can't take this any more, Malfoy! Apple is now banned from lessons and if I see it, I'll eat it for you.
Draco Malfoy-Apple is not an 'it', she is a she! Just wait until my father hears about this!
Quinn Fabray-SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DAD BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
(Harry Potter, Santana Lopez and 21 others like this)
Lucius Malfoy-I already have and I must say I find this whole affair somewhat disturbing.
Harry Potter-Disturbing? It's more than disturbing! What the hell has this world come to? I mean it's an apple for fuck sake!
Draco Malfoy-It's not just an 'apple'! She's the love of my life.
Santana Lopez-Draco, are you on fucking drugs?
Lucius Malfoy-If I end up with half fruit grandchild I'm going to kill myself.
(Rachel Berry has logged on)
Rachel Berry-Hey, guys what did I miss?
Santana Lopez-So basically, Draco is in love with a green apple and-
Rachel Berry-What?
Santana Lopez-...
Rachel Berry-...
Santana Lopez-...
(Rachel Berry logs off)
Hermione Granger-Honestly, Draco. Do you have to bring that apple with you EVERYWHERE?
Draco Malfoy-Granger! She's not just an apple!
Hermione Granger-Yes. It is.
Draco Malfoy-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NO ONE DOES!
Hermione Granger-Malfoy, you need to calm down. It's a fruit.
Draco Malfoy-You're clearly a vegetable person.
Lord Voldemort-Wow, so much drama! MTV should start a series on you people!
Harry Potter-Voldemort, why do you have Facebook?
Lord Voldemort-God, you're all so serious! I do have friends you know!
Ron Weasley-*facepalm*
Lord Voldemort-This is why I hate Facebook worse than I hate The Boy Who Wouldn't Fucking Die!
Santana Lopez-Who the fuck is Lord Voldemort?!
Harry Potter-*facepalm*
Hermione Granger-*headdesk*
Seamus Finnigan-Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How can you not know who Lord I Need A Nose Job Voldemort is?
(Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom and 12 other like this)
Lord Voldemort-Let's play a game! Change your profile picture to the person you love!
Finn Hudson-Rachel
Draco Malfoy-Apple
Ron Weasley-Hermione
Harry Potter-Quinn!
Hermione Granger-Harry!
Ron Weasley-Hermione?! How could you?! And Malfoy-WTF
Santana Lopez-Ferret
Luna Lovegood-Brittany!
Brittany Pierce-UNICORNS!
Kurt Hummel-Blaine! :)
Blaine Anderson-Kurt, obviously!
Ginny Weasley-Harry! I love you!
Harry Potter-I'm in love with someone else. *cough* Quinn *cough*
Quinn Fabray-*smirks*
Ginny Weasley-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's the end of the fifth chapter. Tune in for the next chapter coming soon.